Now that the college football season is over, it's time to address one of the new highlights of bowl season: the winning coach of the Duke's Mayo Bowl getting bathed in the game's namesake product. Thinking that all of the bowl games should get in on the fun, here are my suggestions for what their winning coaches should have to wash out of their hair. Selections are made based on bowl name, title sponsor, location, among other things.
Myrtle Beach Bowl: sand
New Orleans Bowl: gumbo
Cure Bowl: pink lapel ribbons
New Mexico Bowl: Hatch green chili salsa
LA Bowl: half caf soy latte
Independence Bowl: jambalaya
Famous Toastery Bowl: conch chowder
Frisco Bowl: Frito pie
Boca Raton Bowl: sunscreen
Gasparilla Bowl: sarsaparilla
Birmingham Bowl: Buffalo Rock ginger ale
Camelia Bowl: white barbecue sauce
Armed Forces Bowl: SOS
Famous Idaho Potato Bowl: mashed potatoes
68 Ventures Bowl: Alabama Slammer
Las Vegas Bowl: Bellagio fountain water
Hawaii Bowl: crushed pineapple
Quick Lane Bowl: 10w30 motor oil
First Responder Bowl: Betadine
Guaranteed Rate Bowl: prickly pear margarita
Military Bowl: MRE chicken a la king
Holiday Bowl: egg nog
Texas Bowl: chile con carne
Fenway Bowl: wasabi
Pinstripe Bowl: Derek Jeter cologne
Pop Tarts Bowl: piping hot strawberry jam
Alamo Bowl: Lone Star beer
Gator Bowl: Gatorade
Sun Bowl: Frosted Flakes in milk
Liberty Bowl: dry rub
Music City Bowl: Goo Goo Clusters
Arizona Bowl: cactus water
ReliaQuest Bowl: Cuban coffee
Citrus Bowl: Five Alive
Cotton Bowl: dryer lint
Peach Bowl: bellinis
Orange Bowl: orange juice, with pulp
Fiesta Bowl: Tostitos salsa (medium)
Rose Bowl: rose water
Sugar Bowl: molasses
FBS Championship: $100 bills