09 April 2014

Lentorama 2014: We're Ready for Your Closeup, Your Holiness

Day 31: Vampie

Vampire Azure St. Clair is allergic to blood but survives by baking something called vampie, which transfers the life force of the eater to the vampire. A shadowy order of vampires wants to use vampies to control the world, and while they're trying to do that the first American pope, Theodore III, orders Azure's assassination and sends a Jesuit assassin (along with his philosopher-quoting dog) to take her out. We were so close to an actual The Poke of Zorro, weren't we?

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