For want of anything better to post, here's a breakdown of if I've been to the most populous 100 cities in the US, and if so for how long:

More than a week in total: Philadelphia, Washington, Boston, Orlando

More than a weekend, up to a week: New York, Chicago, San Diego, San Francisco, Nashville, Atlanta, Tulsa, New Orleans, Anaheim, Pittsburgh

A weekend to a longish weekend: Los Angeles, Houston, Austin, Columbus, Indianapolis, Seattle, Las Vegas, Detroit, Baltimore, Kansas City, Cleveland, St. Louis, Buffalo, Madison

In for the day: San Antonio, Virginia Beach

Less than a day, including being in transit only: Dallas, Jacksonville, San Jose, Charlotte, Denver, Long Beach, Oakland, Minneapolis, Henderson (NV), Newark, Toledo, Norfolk, Richmond

To the best of my knowledge, I've never been: Phoenix, Fort Worth, Oklahoma City, El Paso, Portland (OR), Louisville, Memphis, Milwaukee, Albuquerque, Tucson, Fresno, Sacramento, Mesa, Colorado Springs, Omaha, Raleigh, Miami, Bakersfield, Tampa, Wichita, Arlington (TX), Aurora (CO), Honolulu, Stockton, Riverside, Lexington (KY), Corpus Christi, Irvine, Cincinnati, Santa Ana, Saint Paul, Greensboro, Lincoln, Durham, Plano, Anchorage, Jersey City, Chandler, North Las Vegas, Chula Vista, Gilbert, Reno, Fort Wayne, Lubbock, St. Petersburg, Laredo, Irving, Chesapeake, Glendale, Winston-Salem, Scottsdale, Garland, Boise, Port St. Lucie, Spokane, Fremont, Huntsville

It's possible I've been in a few of these, even briefly (Chesapeake and Jersey City seem most likely). It looks like I could knock off a bunch of these by driving around the Metroplex and the Phoenix area for a couple of hours.

 As a sort of follow-up to the post about cities I've only been to through their airports, here are the US states I've been to for less than 24 hours.

Arizona - when we visited the Hoover Dam, the wife and I walked across from Nevada to Arizona. There being nothing on the Arizona side but barren landscape, we maybe stayed for two minutes. Hands down the state I've been to but spent the least amount of time.

Colorado - as mentioned in that other post, I've only been to Colorado due to flying through Denver once. 

Idaho - on our road trip from Salt Lake City to Chicago, we went through Idaho pretty much so we could say we'd been there. We overnighted in Pocatello, and got to see both some of the Idaho State campus and the much improved city flag. 

Kansas - on a visit to Kansas City, some friends and I drove over to Overland Park to visit the NCAA headquarters. It was closed. We drove back to KC.

Kentucky - the sum total of my Bluegrass State visitation is time spent connecting through the "Cincinnati" airport in Covington.

Minnesota - on the same road trip where we stopped in Idaho, we stopped overnight in Minnesota mostly because the kids wanted to go to the Mall of America. This is probably the state on the list in which I've spent the most time.

West Virginia - all of my time in West Virginia has been due to Scout trips. In high school we cut through one of the spiky bits when driving from Shenandoah National Park to Gettysburg. As an adult, I spent an afternoon in Harpers Ferry while chaperoning a Scout trip to both Gettysburg and Antietam.

And while we're at it, the countries I've been to for less than 24 hours:

Bahamas - stopped at Disney's resort island while on a cruise, so no real experience with Bahamian culture or people at all.

Germany - one of our visits to the UK had us fly home through Frankfurt.

Mexico - same cruise as the Bahamas stop, spent a day ashore in and around Cozumel.

Turkey - flew through coming and going to Italy

Vatican City - same Italy trip, spent one of the days at the Vatican Museum and then in St. Peter's square while others went into the basilica (I passed as my knee wasn't up to standing in line for a couple of hours).

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Day 40: Cadfael

Born in Wales, Cadfael left home to become as servant to a wool merchant in the English town of Shrewsbury, but would spend several years as a sailor or soldier, participating in the First Crusade and Henry I's conquest of Normandy.  After Normany, Cadfael returned to England in the service of a lord who kidnapped the abbot of Shrewsbury Abbey in an attempt to dismiss a lawsuit the abbey was bringing against the lord. Cadfael freed the abbot, and now being free of his oath to the kidnapping lord, opted to become a brother at Shrewsbury.

As much as Cadfael appreciates monastic life and his position as the abbey's herbalist, his secular experience and natural curiosity often lead him into conflict with the rules and expectations of religious life. Not surprisingly, those things that make him a less than ideal monk make him an excellent detective. His experience with the outside world also gives him the confidence and skill to venture outside the walls in pursuit of the truth, at some danger to himself during the time of The Anarchy.

And for all of the crime solving, Cadfael also finds time to attend to affairs of the heart, as many of the mysteries include a romantic subplot involving a murder suspect. He's also apt to mete out some rough justice, usually to the detriment of the authorities, though he is still great friends with the local sheriff (and godfather to his son).

I enjoyed the Cadfael series quite a bit, and found that author Ellis Peters (the pen name of Edith Pargeter) had an excellent handle on how to balance the religious and secular forces that weighed on Cadfael during his investigations. Both the period detail and local detail were outstanding, making me feel like I really understood what life was like at that time and in that place.

Thus ends another Lentorama, one of the few I actually finished on time. I apparently just need to pick topics that actually interest me, who'd have thought it? See you next year.

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Day 39: Sister Agatha

Once investigative reporter and professor Mary Naughton, Sister Agatha is now a nun at the Our Lady of Hope monastery in New Mexico. She is an extern nun, meaning that she is able to interact with the outside world on behalf of her cloistered counterparts. This becomes important when one of the monastery's priests is poisoned mid-Mass, putting all of Sister Agatha's secular senses on high alert. She has to solve the murder before any attendant scandal pushes the financially unstable monastery into closing for good.

Sister Agatha goes on to solve other crimes - not always murder, but often - and becomes well-known locally for her skills in this regard. 

Unusually, this series was penned by a pair of authors, Aimee and David Thurlo. He is a New Mexico native, having grown up on a Navajo reservation, while she was born in Cuba but lived in New Mexico for most of her life. They also penned a mystery series where the main character is a former FBI agent turned Navajo police investigator, and another about a New Mexico state police detective who is both Navajo and a vampire.

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Day 38: Reverend Martin Buell

The Rev. Dr. Martin Buell is dispatched to Farrington, Colorado to take on Christ Church parish. He was ambivalent about the assignment, and his attitude doesn't improve upon meeting Seneca Wibble, who considers herself the leading authority on the town and matters of Christ Church. And then on his first night, he finds a body. With more to come, all of which the local sherrif would like to pin on him.

This series was one of three penned in the mid-20th century by Margaret Scherf (the other two involved a couple that painted furniture and a retired pathologist). She also wrote some juvenile mysteries and a Nancy Drew mystery, all as part of a varied career of writing, editing, and administrative work. 

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Day 37: Father John O'Malley

John O'Malley is the priest at the St. Francis Mission, located on Wyoming's Wind River Reservation. In addition to his usual duties he also solves murders committed on tribal land, or involving members of the Arapaho nation, usually assisted by attorney Vicky Holden. 

Author Margaret Coel is a native Coloradan, and her career as a journlist helped her find actual events and stories to adapt into her novels. Coel wrote 20 books in the series in total before ending it in 2016.

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Day 36: Claire Fergusson

Claire Fergusson is the new priest at St. Albans Episcopal Church in Millers Kill, New York. She's not exactly what the parishoners expected, as she's a former Army chopper pilot with a no-nonsense attitude. When a baby is left at the church, she enlists the help of the town's police chief - ex-Army himself - to find the parents, a mission that uncovers secrets, murder, and perhaps a budding romance?

Author Julia Spencer-Fleming does not appear to have entertained a religious vocation or served in the military. She does originally come from upstate New York, but lives in Maine now. Unlike many of these series this one is still active.

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Day 35: Elizabeth Elliot

Elizabeth Elliot is a lifelong Quaker, and has just been elected the clerk of her Harvard Square meeting. Where Quakers do not have clergy, the clerk takes on many of the administrative duties for the meeting that a priest or other religious would for a church or similar community (though the clerk may also record any agreement made during a worship meeting).

Elizabeth is worried about her ability to handle the clerk position, and her concerns aren't helped when another member is killed in his garden. The police arrest a homeless man who the member occasionally hired to help in his garden, but Elizabeth thinks that the killing was more likely inspired by the rumored changes the member was going to make to his will.  Using her natural investigatory talents, backed up by a lifetime of Quaker practice and moral teaching, Elizabeth solves the first in a series of murders, both in Cambridge and beyond.

And as is the case with so many of these series, the author writes from a certain area of experience. Irene Allen is the pen name of Dr. E. Kirsten Peters, a geology professor from Washington state who is also a practicing Quaker. She earned her doctorate at Harvard, and attended meetings in Cambridge.

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Day 34: Father Mark Townsend

Father Mark is a Jesuit priest in the Seattle area who first gets involved in a murder inquiry when a lawyer is found stabbed to death with an artifact from an Alaskan tribe that he worked with during time assigned to that state. The priest has to return to the Last Frontier in order to find who the killer is, and how they are connected to the tribe and this particular object.

The series sees Father Mark investigate cases that mostly involve indigenous people (with the last book in the series focusing on migrant farm workers). All of the books are set in the Pacific Northwest, which is where the author, Brad Reynolds (himself a Jesuit) resides.

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Day 33: Rev. Lily Connor

Lily Connor is what's known as a "tentmaker," a priest who specializes in filling in when a parish is between permanent priests. She's home in Texas, where she had been helping care for her father, who recently died from cancer. A friend calls asking if she'll take a temporary assignment in the Boston area - their priest died of a heart attack - and she accepts the job. Only problem is that when she gets to the parish, she begins to suspect that his death wasn't what is seemed.

The Lily Connor trilogy was written by Michelle Blake, who was on the path to becoming an Episcopal priest herself but opted for writing as a career. She is primarily an essayist and poet, with these books being her only published prose works. 

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Day 32: Rev. Septimus Treolar

Another law enforcement officer turned cleric, the Reverend Treolar retired as a chief inspector of the CID and became the parson of the rural St.Mary's Danedyke. But when the locals suspect that the church is haunted, Septimus dusts off his investigatory skills to sort out who is behind what appear to be supernatural events. 

I've seen this series described as mysteries written for children or YA readers, which may explain the lack of a body count. The series is credited to Stephen Chance, which was the pen name of Philip Turner, who wrote a different children's series set in Darnley Mills, a town in northeast England. There is a prequel Septimus Treolar novel which follows his exploits during World War II, where the stakes are higher (he's trying to track down a spy) but still age-appropriate.

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Day 31: Sister Lou

Louise "Lou" LaSalle gave up the bright lights of Los Angeles for the quieter precincts of Briar Coast, New York. She's looking forward to some peace, and her nephew works for the college her order founded in the area.

Of course, murder gets in the way of her plans. A controversial theologian, whom Lou invited to speak at a feast day observance, turns up dead. Lou, sensing that the local police are off track in their investigation, teams up with a local reporter to look into the dead man's past for something (or someone) that would lead to his killing.

There are only three books in the Sister Lou series, which see he involved in crimes both her sisters and the wider Briar Coast community. 

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Day 30: Father Brown

Perhaps the quintessential example of a clerical crime solver, Father Brown appeared in 53 short stories by G. K. Chesterton, written in the early 20th century.  Father Brown is Catholic, but that's about all we know about him personally. The stories shed little to no light on his parish, his bio, or even his first name (and what information we do get is often conflicting). 

What we do see in Father Brown is someone who can use his innate understanding of human behavior and vast knowledge of aberrant behavior (gained through a career of parishoner confessions) to figure out who committed the crime. He also benefits by his personal appearance and manners, which are unprepossessing and thus make him easy to undersestimate.

Chesterton created the characer based on John O'Connor, a priest and long time friend who played a pivotal role in Chsterton's conversion to Catholicism. As far as I can tell he did not solve crimes.

The Father Brown stories have been adapted several times for film, radio, and TV. The BBC brought Father Brown back in 2012, and are now on the 12th series of episodes (these are shown in the US on PBS). 

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Day 29: John Jordan

John Jordan was a cop in Atlanta, until the job got to be too much and he embarked on a major life change, as he put down his gun and picked up a Bible in becoming a prison chaplain in his native Florida. Now serving the inmates of the Potter Correctional Institution, he gets pulled into murder within the walls, combining his access as a chaplain with the investigatory skills honed on the force. 

Jordan shares a lot of his bio with his creator, Michael Lister, who was himself a prison chaplain on the Florida panhandle for years before turning to a full time writing careeer. Jordan also eventually leaves the prison (or at least he starts picking up cases outside of it), and later books have his father and daughter involved in the cases, too. 

One review I read suggested that the books would appeal to a Christian audience more than a general one, not sure if that was solely based off of Jordan being a chaplain or if the books have more of a religious or spiritual orientation than your average mystery. I didn't get a sense that the series was specifically Christian from the author's website. 

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Day 28: Brother Athelstan

Brother Athelstan is a Dominican friar, priest of St. Erconwald's in London's Southwark district, and secretary to the city of London's coroner.  Most of the mysteries that Athelstan gets involved in fall into the locked room variety - sometimes literally - where he has to figure out how someone was able to commit a murder under impossible circumstances.

As with many of the series set in English history, Athelstan also has to juggle his religious and detective work with political upheavals. The series is set in the 14th century during the reign of Richard II, which was never particularly stable, and covers the period leading up to and including the Peasant's Revolt, also know as Wat Tyler's Rebellion.

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Day 27: David Winter

David Winter is an Orthodox rabbi in Los Angeles who, kind of like David Small on the opposite coast, gets into investigating murder when he becomes the prime suspect in one. In this case, it's the killing of a feminist rabbi who had been a guest on his weekly radio show. 

From what I can tell from reading synopses, though, Rabbi Winter's deductive process is a little more instructive in Jewish practice and folklore. This tracks with the interests of his creator, Rabbi Joseph Telushkin, whose bibliography is largely non-fiction and covers a range of topics from Judaism. 

Note that Winter's first case actually appears in two different books, where the victim has a different name but the crime is more or less the same.

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Day 26: Rev. Francis Oughterard

Set in 1950s Surrey, Oughterard is a little unusual among those we've encountered this Lentorama by being as likely to be involved in crime as he is in solving crime. The first book in the series sets up this dichotomy in later ones, with Oughterard not being a victim per se, but not really a willing participant in the various schemes that come his way. The series is also unique in that the stories are told from three points of view, two of which are from animals.

I have to admit I'm kind of intrigued by this series. There is also at least one spin-off novel featuring Oughterard's sister Primrose, an artist who gets into similar morally ambiguous situations. 

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Day 25: Theodora Braithwaite

Theodora is a deaconess and curate at Medewich Cathedral, and she gets pulled into her initial case when a woman interviewing to become the cathedral's secretary finds the head of a visiting - and controversial -priest resting on a baptismal font. Theodora reluctantly gets involved in the case, and her success in solving it sets her up for future cases, typically as she visits other cathedrals or takes on new positions.

The author of this series, D. M. Greenwood, once described herself as a "low level ecclesiastical civil servant," which makes me think that the series is in some respect semi-autobiographical. If nothing else, her career likely provided a wealth of source material from which she could develop mysteries.

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Day 24: Father Tom Christmas

Tom Christmas takes on a parish in the rural town of Thornford Regis after the murder of his wife in London, thinking that the change of scenery will help him and his nine year old daughter cope with their loss and regain a sense of security. Of course, those plans get blown up when a parishoner is found murdered in a drum. Father Christmas gets pulled into solving the crime as it appear that pretty much every member of his flock had some reason to want the man dead.

While the books in the series aren't necessarily set during the holidays, book titles and the general plot of each book are derived from "The Twelve Days of Christmas," though it's been a good ten years since the last novel in this series (there was a 2020 novella featuring Father Christmas that isn't part of the series). 

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Day 23: Sister Holiday

Sister Holiday teaches music at St. Sebastian's School in New Orleans, where she's settled in to life among the Sisters of the Sublime Blood, who took her in when she was at her lowest. She's not your typical nun, between the tattoos, smoking, and longing for an ex-girlfriend, but she's doing her best. Her foray into criminal investigation comes when a series of arson attacks hit the school, killing a friend. She looks into her fellow nuns, her students, and her own past, to figure out who is behind the fires.

This is the first novel in a planned series by Margot Douaihy, with a second book planned for this year. It's also the first book from Gillian Flynn Books, an imprint by the author of Gone Girl that seeks to publish books that are "propulsive and culturally incisive."

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Day 22: Bishop Henry Lapp

An elderly Amish bachelor dies in a fire, but it turns out that it wasn't an accident. The fire was intended to kill the man, and it's up to his bishop, Henry Lapp, to find the culprit and make sure that the man who was arrested - who Lapp knows is innocent - goes free. 

Lapp has the usual skills found by the protagonists in these series - keep observational skills, a good memory, and the logical ability to put things together - but he also seems to have an actual religious calling to solve cases, which is a little different from the other series that have come up here. Also different is that at some point Lapp suffered a traumatic brain injury, apparently the cause of at least some of his skills in this area. 

I did not know about the role of the bishop in Amish religious practice, and I thought this page did a good job of explaining what hierarchy there is in Amish congregations. I also didn't know that there was an Amish community in Colorado, but the San Luis Valley does in fact host a number of Amish communities.

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Day 21: Sister Rose Callahan

Sister Rose is an eldress of a Shaker community of North Homage in Kentucky. Her first mystery involves the death of a "winter Shaker," a man who appears to have claimed Shaker beliefs in order to find shelter. While Rose wants to find the killer in order to serve justice and protect her fellow Believers, she also wants to minimize how much gets known about the killing outside of North Homage, as the locals are already suspicious about the community.

Future cases see Rose walking that same tightrope, but often with outside help provided by Gennie Malone, an orphan who was brought up at North Homage but opted to leave the community as an adult.

The series is written by Deborah Woodworth, using both her personal experience of growing up near Shaker sites in southern Ohio and academic experiencce from holding a Ph.D. in the sociology of religion. 

I'd always thought of the Shakers as a New York and New England phenomenon, but I think that's because the communities in those areas lasted the longest (including the one still operating in Maine). A number of communities opened in Ohio and Kentucky at the start of the 19th century, but they all closed by the time of the Depression (which is true of most Shaker communities generally). 

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Day 20: Sidney Chambers

Sidney Chambers is the vicar of the church of St. Andrew and St. Mary in Grantchester, a village near Cambridge. Chambers was reading theology at Cambridge prior to World War II, becoming ordained after the war. He is a bachelor, a fan of whiskey and jazz, and is friendly with a local police detective. That last bit comes in handy when a parishoner tells Chambers that they believe a recent death by suicide was actually foul play. Thus starts a series which not only sees Chambers solve crimes, but also deal with personal issues related to the war, his romantic life, and changes to British society.

Chambers was created by James Runcie, who was inspired by his father, former Archbishop of Canterbury Robert Runcie.  He said he envisioned the stories winding up on the screen, which came to pass with the ITV series Grantchester (aired on PBS in the US).  The show became quite popular, and elevated its star, James Norton, to leave in order to puruse new opportunities. Out went Sidney Chambers, in came Will Davenport, another young vicar with a penchant for crime solving (who will himself be replaced for the upcoming ninth season).

The books, of course, do not see these changes, and detail how Sidney grows into his role as vicar and how he handles the various personal challenges that made his early years at Grantchester so difficult. I keep saying I'll read these, having watched Grantchester for a while, but still haven't gotten around to doing so.

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Day 19: Simon Bede

The Rev. Dr. Simon Bede is an assistant to the Archbishop of Canterbury who also solves crimes, with the help of his friend and internationally-known photographer Helen Bullock. Though it may be that Bede is the one helping Bullock solve crimes, as the synopses I could find online for these novels paints her as more of the main character. How Bede manages to get away to help her (one of the books is set in Morocco) is unclear.

It's a short series, only four books, and it seems like the first two may be out of print as there was very little information online about them. And, as with so many sleuths covered so far, Bede is an Englishman created by an American, Barbara Byfield. Wikipedia suggests that she collaborated on the books with another author, Frank Tedeschi, but I only found him credited on the first book. 

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Day 18: Felicity Howard

Felicity Howard is an American studying for the Anglican priesthood at the College of the Transfiguration in Yorkshire. She is stunned when she finds one of her teachers, Father Domenic, bludgeoned to death, and another teacher, Father Antony, covered in his blood. While the police want Antony for the killing, Felicity follows the clues left for ber by Father Domenic in a cryptic poen and leaves the college with Father Antony so she can solve the killing.

While Felicity continues to solve crimes, her vocation becomes less certain. Will she continue onto the priesthood, opt to become a nun, or remain part of the laity so she can pursue other professional (and romantic) opportunities? 

This is one of several series written by Donna Fletcher Crow, whose other series are set in England and Scotland in various historical eras. Which is probably more fertile ground for period drama and mystery than her native Idaho.

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Day 17: Sister Mary Helen

At 75, Sister Mary Helen could have chosen to retire, but not looking to slow down she opts to take on a teaching role at a San Francisco women's college. Not long after her arrival an earthquake strikes, and a body found in the rubble turns out to have been murdered, Police make and arrest, but Sister Mary Helen thinks they have the wrong person, and sets out to find the real killer.

Sister Mary Helen is helped in future cases by Sister Eileen, an Irish nun who is often her traveling companion. Cases mostly take place in and around San Francisco, but at least one book takes place in Ireland.

This series is at least one example of a clerical crime writer, as the author, Carol Anne O'Marie, was herself a nun of the Sisters of St. Joseph of Carondelet. Her work as a nun centered on education (both teaching and administration), though she was also a newspaper editor for a time and co-founded a women's shelter. Which makes me wonder where she found the time to write.

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Day 16: Father Robert Koesler

Bob Koesler is a priest at St. Joseph's in Detroit, and he gets into sleuthing when he helps solve the serial killing of priests and nuns, where the killer leaves each victim with a plain black rosary in their hands. From there, Koesler gets involved in solving crimes that primarily involve clergy or the church, often with the help (wanted or not) of other parish members.

There are over 20 books in this series, and it looks like Koesler ages in something like real time, as he's retired from being an active priest in the last few books. It also looks like the later books tackle some of the issues facing the contemporary Catholic church (maybe earlier books do, too, but in the synopses I read it didn't seem so).

The author, William X. Kienzle, was a laicized Catholic priest who reportedly left the priesthood due to the church's opposition to letting divorced people remarry. His post-clerical work focused on writing and editing, though he did make a foray into movies by adapting his first book, The Rosary Murders, into a film that starred Donald Sutherland as Koesler. Kienzle shared screenwriting credit with fellow Detroiter Elmore Leonard.

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Day15: Abbess Helewise

12th century England is apparently fertile territory for writers in this genre, as this is the third series mentioned in this Lentorama set in that era. In this case, though, the action takes place after the end of The Anarchy.

At the start of the series, Richard the Lionhearted is at the start of his reign, and he orders a release of prisoners in order to build up his standing with the public. Shortly after this release, a novice nun from Hawkenlye Abbey is found murdered, and Richard dispatches a knight, Sir Josse d'Acquin, to the abbey to deterime if one of the released prisoners may have committed the crime (thus reflecting badly on the king). It's at the abbey where Sir Josse meets Abbess Helewise, who gets pulled into the investigation and helps discover the perpetrator.

This is just the first of several deaths that Helewise and Sir Josse investigate, and as also often happens in these series we also get to see a fair amount of their personal lives and relationships. The series doesn't seem to be as involved with royal goings on as others, though kings and queens do make the occasional appearance.

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Day 14: Father Dowling

Father Dowling is a Catholic priest in Fox River, Illinois, and shortly after taking up his parish he gets a call from a panicked elderly parishoner. He tries to calm her down, and whatever success he has is mitigated by the parishoner turning up dead. 

It turns out that the detective on the case was in the same seminary class as Dowling, but left after a year. Together, the pair solve the mystery, the first of many that they'd tackle together.

Written by Ralph McInerny, the novels spawned the TV series Father Dowling Mysteries, with Tom Bosley starring as Father Dowling. Other than the title and character names the show didn't use much from the novels, as the setting was switched to Chicago and none of the stories from the books were used for TV.

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Day 13: Simon Ark

Simon is a man in his 60s who gets pulled into solving crimes that are often related or tinged with the supernatural or occult. This makes some sense given his background: Ark is a 2000 year old Coptic priest who was cursed to spend eternity roaming the Earth (either for not allowing Jesus to rest while carrying his cross en route to the crucifixion, or for writing a gospel so pious that God couldn't decide if Ark should go to heaven or hell).

Ark was the creation of Edward D. Hoch, whose detective fiction included a few novels but was primarily focused on short stories. He had over 950 published, with at least a dozen series focused on different main characters. Simon Ark was one of those, with 39 stories in total (a Simon Ark story was Hoch's first published work). 

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Day 12: Dame Averilla

Dame Averilla is the infirmarer at the Benedictine Abbey of the Virgin Mary and Edward, King and Martyr, in Shaftesbury. While political unrest roils the countryside, Averilla has to track down a collection of herbal lore that has gone missing (hampering her ability to tend to the sick, one would think). She also gets involved in the perhaps related disappearance of Dame Agnes, whom many in the abbey believe is possessed.

If you noticed some similarities here between Averilla and another crime-solving healer located at a Benedictine abbey during the period of unrest known as The Anarchy, you would not be alone. There are a a couple of differences worth noting. 

The first is that Averilla has to also manage internal unrest between nuns of Anglo-Saxon background and the new, young nuns who are daughters of the Norman elite. We do not see this sort of tension at the Benedictine abbey in Shrewsbury, though there is some conflict there related to class and education.

The other difference is that there are only three books in the Averilla series, one a prequel. So if there is any ripping off being done, it didn't last.

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Day 11: Brother Rodric Chandler

The throne of England is rumored to be under threat from Henry Bolingbroke, cousin to King Richard II, who is now back from exile in France. As tension between the two rise, a novice nun from Barking Abbey is found murdered, and the clerical connection leads the coroner to ask his friend, Brother Rodric, to help figure out why the nun was killed and who did the deed.

Rodric is reluctant to help, what with already acting as a spy for Bolingbroke. But he takes up the case, and as you might expect the murder and the political intrigue are related, and put Rodric in a difficult spot not only due to his loyalties, but due to the danger he is in if he's revealed to be in Bolingbroke's camp.

Rodric was created by Cassandra Clark, who has another, longer-running series which will show up later in this Lentorama. As far as I can tell the two series are not related.

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Day 10: Mother Lavinia Grey

Either the abbess or vicar (or both?) of St. Bede's, an Episcopal church in New Jersey, Lavinia (or Mother Vinnie, as I've seen her called at least once) was the prime suspect in the murder of a bishop who was critical of her attempts to save her parish. But when she helped solve that case, she found herself using her newly-discovered detecting skills in other cases. Along the way she also enters into an on and off relationship with one of the local police.

There are, at least superficially, some similarities between Mother Vinnie and Callie Anson, the curate covered in a previous post. Both are Anglicans who don't always mesh well with the higher ups, and both have complicated romantic relationships with cops. Maybe the authors can work out a crossover novel? 

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Day 9: Jabal Jarrett

Freda Bream created the Rev. Jabal Jarrett when she turned to writing in her retirement, turning out 13 novels featuring the Auckland clergyman that every page I can find about the book labels as 'eccentric.'

How he's eccentric is another question, as I can find not much more than the barest information about the character or his debut appearance in Island of Fear. I did come across this page which gives just enough information for me to think that these books were never published in the US (and likely out of print everywhere else).

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Day 8: Rabbi David Small

David Small is the new, bookish rabbi at a temple in suburban Boston. It's not clear that he's fitting in, and a murder on temple grounds - in which Small is a leading suspect - doesn't help his popularity. But he's able to help crack the case by applying his highly trained and logical mind to the facts at hand, starting a series that spanned several books and a TV adaptation.

I read the first book in the series a few years ago, had mixed feelings about it, and haven't gone back to the series since. Part of the problem was that the reading experience wasn't great, as I read the book using Hoopla and it didn't format that well on my phone. So if I can find physical copies of the books I may be more inclined to get back into them.

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Day 7: Callie Anson

After the tumultuous end of her engagement, Callie Anson is looking forward to what she thinks will be the quieter life as the curate of a London church (which makes her more or less assistant clergy to the person already assigned). It turns out that the religious life isn't that much more peaceful, notably when she interacts with other male clergy who don't think women should be ordained.

When one of those dissenting vicars turns up dead, Callie's friend and mentor (who defended her choice of vocation to the dead man) is a prime suspect. Callie turns to her faith - and some innate sleuthing abilities - in order to prove her friend's innocence.

It looks like as the series goes on Callie is less involved with sleuthing and more with bringing her unique perspective to what's going on in the parish. There are still deaths, but it's not clear from the synopses I've read if she's materially involved with the investigations. 

I found it interesting that the author of the series, Kate Charles, isn't English at all, but from the American midwest. Maybe Anglican parishes here aren't conducive to crime solving prelates.

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Day 6: Dame Frevisse

Set in 15th century England, Dame Frevisse is a nun at St. Frideswide's, a small convent in Oxfordshire. She discovers a talent for solving crimes, many of which occur in or around the convent and the neighboring town, while later books in the series see her sleuthing farther afield, either while accompanying another nun on convent business or while abroad on her own business. The later books also delve more into current events, most notably the tensions that led to the Wars of the Roses.

Frevisse is related to Geoffrey Chaucer, and each book shares a name with one of the Canterbury Tales. She also interacts with some of her Chaucer relatives during the series, though usually as part of a subplot rather than the main mystery.

The series is attributed to Margaret Frazer, which originally was a pen name shared by collaborators Gail Brown and Mary Monica Pulver Kuhfeld. They stopped working together after the sixth novel in the series, with Brown retaining the Frazer name. 

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Day 5: Father Anselm

Father Anselm is a lawyer turned friar of Larkwood Priory, and as with so many of the people in this series, he winds up solving mysteries on the side. Unlike many of his colleagues, the cases tend to be re-examining events that have already occurred rather than something current. The first novel in the series involves a man who may have committed war crimes during World War 2, while another has Anselm look into a death two years previous that an anonymous death claims was murder.

The character bears a strong resemblance to his creator, William Brodrick (minus the crime solving, I assume). Where Anselm is a lawyer turned priest, Brodrick is a priest turned lawyer (who then turned full time author). 

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Day 4: Walker "Bear" Wells

Bear Wells is a minister in Sugar Land, Texas, an upscale suburb of Houston. His status among the locals is burnished by being a former University of Texas football player, and he finds his schedule jammed with commitments for both the church and the community. And, occasionally, dealing with a suspicious death.

Perhaps unusually for this genre, Wells doesn't have legal training or possess natural gifts for sleuthing. He's actually not that interested in playing detective - his focus is on his flock - but finds himself involved when the cases touch upon his family.

The series is written by Stephanie Jaye Evans, who brings significant personal experience to the page as the daughter of a Church of Christ minister and native Texan. While she appears to still be active in the Houston writing community, the series only has two books to date, the last published in 2013.

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Day 3: Father John "Blackie" Ryan

Blackie Ryan - the nickname comes from his middle name, Blackwood - rose from being a parish priest to an auxilary bishop in Chicago, where he is the rector of the Holy Name Cathedral (which is the actual seat of the Archdiocese of Chicago). Among his less orthodox duties is solving various mysteries (almost all involving the Church somehow) at the behest of the cardinal, and often with the help of his Ryan siblings.

This series was written by Andrew Greeley, himself a priest from a large Chicago family of Irish Catholics. Rather than rise through the hierarchy of the Church, Greeley followed an academic path that saw him earn a Ph.D. in sociology and teach at the university level for many years, before transitioning into writing popular fiction and non-fiction books, almost all of which touched on religion or Ireland.

I've read a couple of his books and thought they were OK, though I've not read any of the books in this series.

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Day 2: Sister Fidelma

Today we jump back about 500 years to the time of Sister Fidelma, an Irish princess and legal advocate who solves murders on the side.

Fidelma was born into the royal family of Munster, and studied criminal and civil aspects of the Brehon law. After completing her studies, Fidelma became a nun and joined the mixed Kildare Abbey (home to both men and women) founded by St. Brigid in the 5th century. It does seem that Fidelma joined more to further her career than to express religious devotion, as she leaves the abbey at some point and goes by "Fidelma of Cashel" rather than be addressed as a sister.

As the series moves along, Fidelma's legal work sees her traveling into various corners of the Celtic world and beyond, and getting involved in cases at the highest levels of society. She also winds up marrying the monk she often works with, Eadulf, with whom she has a son.

I've not read any books in this series, but I have to say I'm interested. 

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Day 1: William of Baskerville

Umberto Eco apparently wanted to leave no doubt as to the deductive powers of William of Baskerville, the main character of his 1980 novel The Name of the Rose. The name comes from both William of Ockham - whose Razor says the simplest answer to a problem that accounts for all the facts is likely the right answer - and Sherlock Holmes, as a refernce to The Hound of the Baskervilles.  And in case that wasn't enough, we also learn that William had Roger Bacon as a mentor, giving him plenty of opportunity to soak up his emphasis on empirical observation.

William gets the chance to apply his skills to an unexpected death at an Italian monastery, which the abbot asks him to investigate. When the body count begins to climb, William (with the help of the novice monk Aldo of Melk) has to figure out who is behind the deaths before the local inquisitor sends innocent people to their death (something William has experience with, having previously worked in that role).

This is likely Eco's best known novel, and certainly his best-selling (an estimated 50 million copies worldwide). If you've not read anything by Eco before, you should know going in that this is going to be much denser than your typical mystery novel. It's worth the work, even if you have to go back and re-read passages (which I recall doing more than once).

Or, if you'd rather watch the movie, cue up the 1986 film which stars Sean Connery as William and Christian Slater as Aldo. 

 As I was thinking about this year's Lentorama, I decided to take a look back at past years. In doing so, I was reminded that I've been doing this since 2006. A recap of each year's theme:

2006: Saint of the Day
2007: The Non-Canonized Catholic Person of the Day 
2008: 40 Days, 40 Churches
2009: Great (?) Moments in Catholics on Television
2010: Two Millenia of Pointy Hats 
2011: Better Late than Never
2012: Know Your Dioscese
2013: There's a Name for That 
2014: We're Ready for Your Closeup, Your Holiness 
2015: looks like I took this year off
2016: #Lent
2017: Lenten Observers of Instagram
2018: Second String Saints 
2019: Resurrect My Globe! 
2020: 40 Days of Food 
2021: Take Your Holiday to Go 
2022: It Happened on Easter Day
2023: It Happened on Holy Saturday

Apparently I started off the 2016 Lentorama with a comment that it was almost the year where I stopped doing it. I didn't even remember not doing it the year before!

Anyway, for this year I am not going to roll into It Happened on Good Friday, as if I've learned anything over the last two years it's that hunting for things that are reasonably interesting that happened on the given day is a huge pain in the keister. So I'm going to dip back into popular culture with...

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A Lenten review of priests, vicars, nuns, and other religious who dabble in whodunits. Tune in tomorrow for the first of your forty frocked felon foilers.

Now that the college football season is over, it's time to address one of the new highlights of bowl season: the winning coach of the Duke's Mayo Bowl getting bathed in the game's namesake product. Thinking that all of the bowl games should get in on the fun, here are my suggestions for what their winning coaches should have to wash out of their hair. Selections are made based on bowl name, title sponsor, location, among other things.

Myrtle Beach Bowl: sand

New Orleans Bowl: gumbo

Cure Bowl: pink lapel ribbons

New Mexico Bowl: Hatch green chili salsa

LA Bowl: half caf soy latte

Independence Bowl: jambalaya

Famous Toastery Bowl: conch chowder

Frisco Bowl: Frito pie

Boca Raton Bowl: sunscreen

Gasparilla Bowl: sarsaparilla

Birmingham Bowl: Buffalo Rock ginger ale

Camelia Bowl: white barbecue sauce

Armed Forces Bowl: SOS

Famous Idaho Potato Bowl: mashed potatoes

68 Ventures Bowl: Alabama Slammer

Las Vegas Bowl: Bellagio fountain water

Hawaii Bowl: crushed pineapple

Quick Lane Bowl: 10w30 motor oil

First Responder Bowl: Betadine

Guaranteed Rate Bowl: prickly pear margarita

Military Bowl: MRE chicken a la king

Holiday Bowl: egg nog

Texas Bowl: chile con carne

Fenway Bowl: wasabi

Pinstripe Bowl: Derek Jeter cologne

Pop Tarts Bowl: piping hot strawberry jam

Alamo Bowl: Lone Star beer

Gator Bowl: Gatorade

Sun Bowl: Frosted Flakes in milk

Liberty Bowl: dry rub

Music City Bowl: Goo Goo Clusters

Arizona Bowl: cactus water

ReliaQuest Bowl: Cuban coffee

Citrus Bowl: Five Alive

Cotton Bowl: dryer lint

Peach Bowl: bellinis

Orange Bowl: orange juice, with pulp

Fiesta Bowl: Tostitos salsa (medium)

Rose Bowl: rose water

Sugar Bowl: molasses

FBS Championship: $100 bills

 So the International Olympic Committee approved plans for the options sports being offered at the 2028 Olympics in Los Angeles. Before getting to those, though, let's take a look at the optional sports for next year in Paris.

Three of them were held over from Tokyo - skateboarding, sport climbing, and surfing.  While I didn't see a lot of any of the competitions in these sports, what I did see varied from underwhelming (skateboarding) to meh (sport climbing) to fine (surfing). If nothing else, keeping surfing allows Paris to run the event in Tahiti,which is pretty cool.

The fourth sport, replacing baseball and softball, is breakdancing. I did see some of this when it was part of the 2018 Summer Youth Olympics, and I can say it was more entertaining to watch than skateboarding. I've come to think of competitive breakdancing as figure skating on cardboard. 

So what's on tap for LA?

Baseball/softball - which still have to travel together as they share an international federation. I'll be interested to see if MLB works out any allowances for its players to participate, though I don't expect they will.

Cricket - the planned venue will seat 10000, which I hope can expand to something much larger if the Indian team makes the gold medal match. The competition will be in a format called T20, which I now have just a little under five years to figure out.

Flag football - the NFL is already hyping this, to the surprise of no one. According to Al Michaels (reading from the NFL's press release during last night's Jags-Saints game, I assume), there are 20 million flag football players in over 100 countries. Who knew?

Lacrosse - which will finally make up for the lack of medal winners named Jaxxon.

Squash - of all the optional sports, this to me feels like it has the best chance of getting promoted to a core sport. It's popular internationally, and as an individual sport adds fewer athletes to the Games than the team sports (though it will require another venue, where you could play lacrosse, flag football, and rugby on the same fields).

All in all it's not a bad lineup, I think. I'd watch all of these.

For those of you looking for surfing, which seems like a no-brainer inclusion in one of the epicenters of surf culture, not to worry. It's now a core sport. What isn't a core sport for LA is boxing, as the IOC no longer recognizes the International Boxing Association as the federation for international amateur boxing. There's apparently a new federation that's trying to get recognized, so you may yet still get to see people punch each other in the face.

And while it's way too early to know what the optional sports will be for the 2032 Games in Brisbane, I could see baseball/softball, cricket, and squash making the list. I could see netball making it, but sadly not Aussie rules football. Unless there's a flag Aussie rules football that I don't know about.

 USA Today came up with a list of the 100 biggest tourist traps in the world, though I'm not a fan of their methodology. They looked specifically at Google reviews of the 500 most popular tourist attractions in 65 countries. I feel like they missed a lot of honest to God tourist traps by not looking at Yelp or TripAdvisor and not including smaller attractions.

Still, they gave us a list, so here's my two cents on the places on the list that I've been to (in reverse order, to build the suspence!).

99: Cloud Gate, Chicago. Better known as The Bean. I don't know how this rates as a tourist trap. It's a sculpture in a public park. It costs nothing to see. You can spend five minutes there, look at your funny reflections, and move on. There are souvenir places nearby, but if you want to buy stuff that's on you.

96: The Grand Old Opry, Nashville. OK, I've been by this but never inside. I'm not really a country music person so the odds of my actually attending a show is vanishingly small. So it could be a tourist trap, I guess.

95: Cliffs of Moher, Ireland. I can see this, given how the area's been tarted up.  On my first visit you could just park and walk out to the cliffs. Now, it's a much more structured (and costly) experience. I still think the view is worth the hassle, though there are equally dramatic (if not moreso) cliffs at Slieve League, though you have to hall yourself up to Donegal to see them.

83: Stonehenge, UK. Similar to the previous entry, going to see the stones is more of a pain than it used to be. They've recently opened a new visitor's center, which is nice, but it's a fair distance from the site, so you either have to walk out or take a shuttle bus.  I'm guessing people moaned about not being able to go right up to the stones.

81: Kennedy Space Center, Florida. I agree with this, and would move it up the list if I could. It's gotten very expensive and they've cut back on the actual space stuff. 

75: Cable Cars, San Francisco. I had fun riding them the one time I had the chance. I think of these as less of a tourist trap and more of an attraction that is priced above what you might normally expect to pay. 

63: Niagara Falls, Ontario. I know people say the Ontario side is better than the New York side, but there are definately more tourist trap-type attractions over there. The New York side may be depressed and a little grungy, but you can at least see the falls with fewer distractions.

57: Old Faithful Geyser, Wyoming. Bullshit. Yellowstone is great and Old Faithful is fun to see. Plus you can get the whole family into the park for seven consecutive days for $35, and see Old Faithful - and all the other natural wonders on offer - as many times as you like. 

56: Colonial Williamsburg, Virginia. Yeah, it kind of is. But if it's still set up the way it was when I went, you can walk around the site for free (going into things requires a pass).

52: Stratford-upon-Avon, UK. I liked the town, and what attractions I did see were worth the money. Maybe I just didn't go to the more obvious tourist traps. Or maybe people didn't like reading Shakespeare in high school and took it out on the town.

50: Mount Rushmore, South Dakota. It's pretty disappointing. The sculpture is underwhelming, and the concessions are tacky. 

48: The Alamo, San Antonio. Was fine, but I visited 15 years ago or so. Maybe it's become more tourist trappy since then. 

47: The World of Coca-Cola, Atlanta. Touristy? Yes. A trap? Maybe. But I like Coke and love getting to try drinks from around the world, so I'm willing to give it a break.

46: San Antonio River Walk, San Antonio. The entire area is designed to get you to spend money, but is at least pleasant. I probably wouldn't recommend the boat tour, not much to see other than shops and restaurants. I will say that I liked San Antonio quite a bit for the short time I visited. If you want to see something less touristy, try the San Antonio Missions.

43: Times Square, New York. Probably should be number one.

29: Hollywood Walk of Fame, Hollywood. It's in a gross part of town and isn't much to look at (they're stars set in the sidewalk), but I don't think it's much of a trap unless you get roped into taking pictures with the fake movie stars.

27: Space Needle, Seattle. Was fine, like many things on the list I feel like it was more money than that it was worth going up. But I'd go again, I think.

23: Winchester Mystery House, San Jose. It is, but I was happy to spend the money to go in as I read about the house as a kid and always wanted to see it. The house was built by the heiress to the Winchester rifle fortune, who also believed that the people killed by Winchesters were out to get her. So she never stopped building, hoping to confuse the ghosts. There are also a number of odd spiritual/occult references throughout the place. I don't think I'd go back, but I'm glad I was able to see it.

21: Blarney Castle, Ireland. Very much a tourist trap. The castle has little historic value, and is only popular for people kissing the stone (which has no real connection to what backstory the castle has). I've been a couple of times, only went in once, would probably go back if I was with people who've never been (but would more likely hang out on the grounds than go in again).

19: Skylon Tower, Niagara Falls Ontario. Went by it rather than in it, some of the people in our group did go in and said it was fine. Though they only went in to kill time while I got the car, so I think it met the minimum requirement of being a time waster.

17: Navy Pier, Chicago. I guess is a tourist trap the same way the Riverwalk or Quincy Market in Boston is a tourist trap. It's a place specifically designed to get you to spend money, and if you don't know that going in you didn't do your homework. It was fine for what it is.

15: Fisherman's Whaft, San Francisco. See the entry for Navy Pier.

13: Guinness Storehouse, Dublin. Absolutely a tourist trap. People go for the bar on the roof and to buy stuff, the "museum" or whatever it's supposed to be is crap (or at least it was 20 years ago). Save your money and go drink Guinness at a nice pub.

4: Crazy Horse Memorial, South Dakota. It's a fair amount of money for what it is, and I expect people are mad that the statue isn't anywhere close to being done. You do get the sense there that the infrastructure around the memorial is now more of the focus than the memorial itself. Still, there are cultural and entertainment opportunities here involving indigenous Americans that you won't get elsewhere.

2: Salem Witch Museum, Salem MA.  Funny to think I live one town over from the second biggest tourist trap in the world. But it is, in fact, a tourist trap. It also gets a ton of visitors, so I have to think it earned its spot here through volume. Problem is I think most of the witch-related stuff in Salem is tourist trappy.

I think my doubts about this list are confirmed by South of the Border not being on this at all. It is the living, breathing, anachronistic definition of a tourist trap, and somehow escaped notice.

 Apropos of a recent trip, a list of places I've been to... but only in the airport.

Denver - After attending a wedding in Santa Barbara in 1992, I flew home through Denver. Got off the plane, walked about three gates down, and got on the other plane. I have never been back to Denver (or Colorado for that matter), though I thought we might go through Denver for a family trip. Turned out it made more sense to start in Salt Lake City. Sorry, Denverinos!

Cincinnati (or Covington, Kentucky) - there were a few years where I mostly flew Delta, and these flights almost always required a change in the Cincinnati airport, which is actually in Covington, Kentucky. I've been to other places in Ohio, but not the Queen City. I don't think I've been in Kentucky since the last time I flew through this airport.

St. John's, Newfoundland - this was an unscheduled stop, as there was a medical emergency on a flight to Dublin. We spent five hours on the ground, as the baggage handlers wouldn't take the sick passenger's bags off until they didn't have any Air Canada baggage to deal with (I've often wondered how much baggage they had to deal with at 3 am). In any case, as much as I am interested in visiting Newfoundland, I am still spiteful enough that I won't do so by plane.

Frankfurt - a cheap(er) flight home from a trip to England went through Frankfurt. I can't say I got the greatest exposure to German culture during the three hours we were there, but we did get a reminder that if you order a sandwich, it's probably coming out on rye bread (the wife is not a fan). I would like to go back (to Frankfurt or Germany, doesn't matter), and at this rate may do so before I ever get back to Denver.

Istanbul - flew through here during the recent trip mentioned at the top. It's a new airport, and is massive. You can easily spend 20 minutes walking between gates, with only moving sidewalks to help you on your way. Not surprisingly, there are a multitude of shops and restaurants along the way where you can take a break. 

I feel like Long Beach should get an honorable mention here, as I flew through there for a work trip to Anaheim, but only passed through in the shuttle van. I suppose I can list Dallas/Ft. Worth here for the same reason, depending on how much you want to differentiate DFW from Grapevine.

 Book Log 2023 #24: The Man from Berlin by Luke McCallin

In the midst of World War II, military intelligence officer Gregor Reinhardt is sent to Yugoslavia to investigate the murder of a German officer. Also killed was a young female filmmaker, loved by the locals and apparently involved with the dead officer. 

Reinhardt's investigation is hampered by the involvement of other agencies, including local German military intelligence, the Sarajevo police, the fascist ruling party of Yugoslavia, and German secret police. On top of navigating the competing investigations, he also has to battle personal demons with roots in his service during World War I.

That's a lot going on for one book, but the complexities are handled well, and the novel picks up steam as Reinhardt begins to assert himself in the investigation.  The novel location and local conditions also help the book stand out.

I found this an engaging wartime mystery, and look forward to future books. 

 Book Log 2023 #23: The Prisoner of Heaven by Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Life is unusually good for Daniel Sempere, as he and his wife Bea have a new baby boy and his old friend Fermin is about to be married. That peace is shattered when a stranger with a porcelain hand visits the bookstore and purchases a rare copy of The Count of Monte Christo, and after penning an inscription leaves it as a wedding present for Fermin.  That inscription leads Fermin to reveal a 20 year old secret, and he enlists Daniel to help track down the man with the porcelain hand before things take a serious - and deadly - turn.

The book pulls together characters and plot points from the first two novels in the series, but felt less Gothic/supernatural than those books. It's also much shorter, which may come as a relief to those who've worked through the 500-plus pages of the first two books. I liked it, but am curious if this marks a shift towards less fantastical storytelling.

 Book Log 2023 #22: The Messenger by Daniel Silva

After having his cover blown in the previous book, Gabriel Allon's career as a spy for Israel looks to be over, with the future promising a desk job that is often suggested by never wanted. An unexpected escape back into the field comes in the form of old friend and papal secretary Luigi Donati, who asks Allon to help uncover a terror plot against the Vatican. This leads Allon to undertake a related mission for the US against targets who, for political reasons, the US can't take care of on their own. 

This is very much in line with previous books in the series, with one notable exception. The bad guys this time are not Palestinian, but Saudi. As this interview makes clear, Silva used this book to explore how Saudi Arabia has a foot in both terrorist and anti-terrorist camps. I'll be interested to see if the focus remains on them in future books.

 Book Log 2023 #21: The Kaiju Preservation Society by John Scalzi

Jamie is working as a food delivery driver in New York during the Covid-19 pandemic, hating the job but making ends meet (barely).  An opportunity arises when a customer (and acquaintance) tells Jamie that the "animal rights organization" that he works for needs someone last minute for field visit. Jamie jumps at the offer.

What Jamie doesn't know is that the "animal rights organization" isn't exactly the ASPCA. It's more like Jurassic Park meets Godzilla on an Earth in an alternate dimension.

As is often the case, Scalzi writes a book that is fast paced, highly entertaining, and likely to irritate hard core sci-fi/monster movie types. I liked it quite a bit, as did my oldest son, who is into Godzilla and read this for a high school summer reading project.

 Book Log 2023 #20: Summer of the Danes by Ellis Peters

Brother Cadfael gets an opportunity to return to his home country, traveling with his former apprentice Mark (now a deacon) to visit two Welsh bishops to offer a message of good will from Mark's bishop and a reminder of the imposition of the Roman rite. Things go well with the first bishop, but then go awry when they get mixed up in a murder, the disappearance of a young woman, and a plot to overthrow a Welsh lord by his brother, who has allied with the Danes of the title.

As with many of the previous books, Cadfael does his best to correct love gone wrong and find justice - unofficial as it may be - for the murder he's investigating. We are getting close to the end of the series (only two books left), I'll be interested to see how (or if) the series gets wrapped up.

Book Log 2023 #19: Whispers Under Ground by Ben Aaronovitch

London cop Peter Grant gets pulled into another magic-related homicide when an American student is killed in an Underground station with a pot shard.  The murder weapon and location are no coincidence, and the investigation goes back into the history of both local pottery and the subway. All this takes place while Grant's mentor, Inspector Nightingale, remains on the hunt for the Faceless Man.

Another highly entertaining entry in the series, which is quickly becoming one of my favorites.

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Day 40: The Three Dollar League rides again

While technically not the same league, the United States Football League "returned" to action on Saturday, April 16, 2022, with the Birmingham Stallions defeating the New Jersey Generals 28-24 at home (technically all games were home games for everyone, as all games save the championship were played in Birmingham).

The league bought the rights to the USFL name and several of its original franchises, so there was a lot about the new USFL that was familiar to anyone who watched the old USFL. Less familiar was the level of play, as the new USFL wasn't looking to actually compete with the NFL for players. So the actual gameplay was more on the level of other spring leagues (like the XFL or AAF).

The Stallions would go on to win the new league's first title, defeating the Philadelphia Stars. The league also won by making it to a second season (not common for spring football), helped no doubt by being a fully owned subsidiary of Fox.

And so we wrap up another year of Lentorama. See you early in 2024!

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Day 39: Back to back to back to back

Early season baseball games don't often raise much interest, but the April 17, 1976 game between the Philadelphia Phillies and the Chicago Cubs was the exception that proved the rule. In that game, Phillies third baseman Mike Schmidt became the first National League player to hit home runs in four consecutive at bats. 

The Phils needed every one of those home runs, as they spotted the Cubs an early 12-1 lead (future Hall of Famer Steve Carlton was chased after giving up 7 earned runs in one and two-thirds innings). Schmidt, who had been moved down to sixth in the batting order due to a slump, 

The Phillies needed every one of those home runs (and then some), as the Cubs had jumped out to a 12-1 lead (they chased future Hall of Famer Steve Carlton after he gave up seven runs in one and two-thirds innings). Schmidt didn't hit his first home run until the fifth inning (making the score 13-4, Cubs), and his last homer in the 10th gave the Phils the lead, which they held to win 18-16. 

While he was the first player to hit four consecutive home runs in the National League, he was the fourth in major league baseball, behind Bobby Lowe of the Boston Beaneaters (1894), Lou Gehrig from the Yankees (1932) and Rocky Colavito from Cleveland (1959).

Schmidt would go on to lead the NL in home runs that year, as well as earn his first Gold Glove and second trip to the All Star Game (fitting played in Philadelphia). Schmidt played his entire career with the Phillies, and was elected to the Hall of Fame in 1995, his first year of eligibility. 

 Book Log 2023 #18: Twenty Love Poems and a Song of Despair by Pablo Neruda

Unlike Bart Simpson, I would not have said I was familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda before reading this volume. I'm not sure I'd say I'm familiar with his works now. But I will say that, as someone who does not often read poetry, I liked these as much as any poems I've read. It's also astonishing that he wrote these while still a teen.

Neruda's life is also fascinating (he was also a politician and diplomat, often at odds with the Pinochet regime, and may have been assassinated). At some point I need to find a good biography.

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Day 38: Fair achievements

The Paris World Exhibition official opened on Saturday, April 14, 1900, and would run through November, with an estimated 50 million visitors (though it's not clear if that includes people who went to related events, such as the 1900 Olympics). Two things of note from the fair:

* It was for the fair that Michelin published its first guide, though it was more to spur the sale of tires than to direct patrons to the best restaurants. The guide included information on tire repair, the location of garages and gas stations, and road maps.

* The fair was also the debut for the step-type escalator. Previous escalators were more of a conveyor belt with slats or other attachments riders could use for traction. 

The fair also prompted the building of the Gare d'Orsay train station (now the Musee d'Orsay) and Line 1 of the Paris Metro, among other things that may be more important than the escalator. 

 Book Log 2023 #17: The Premonition by Michael Lewis

Continuing the series of books about how things went wrong (The Big Short and to some extent The Fifth Risk), Lewis turns his eyes towards the Covid-19 pandemic. In this case, he profiles a group of US public health officials who could see what was coming and tried to get the word out, but was stymied by political forces in Washington. Not surprisingly the CDC comes in for a lot of criticism, which is wholly justified. 

The book doesn't really get into the ways the White House monkeyed with things, which kind of makes sense given the thesis of the book. Rather than be the umpteenth work to lament suggestions to drink bleach, the idea at play here is that the growing politicization of previously non-partisan agencies is a problem, and will create greater problems if it continues. The US government response to the pandemic certainly argues in favor of that idea.

The book is as readable as anything Lewis has written, and his focus on a few key players helps to keep the narrative manageable. 

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Day 37: What a long strange trip it was

In the mid-1780s the painter Charles Gainsborough executed a portrait of Georgiana Cavendish, the the Duchess of Devonshire. It then hung in the seat of the Duke of Devonshire, Chatsworth House... briefly. It went missing and its whereabouts were unknown until the 1830s, when it was found in the possession of a schoolmistress (who had cut it down so it would fit over her fireplace).

In 1841 she sold the painting to a dealer, who then gave it to a friend who was also an art collector. When that person died the painting went up for auction at Christie's, where it was sold to art dealer William Agnew for 10,000 guineas (at the time the highest price paid for a painting at auction). 

Three weeks later it was stolen out of Agnew's gallery. Once again, its whereabouts were unknown.

Things would stay that way for nearly 25 years, until it was discovered that Adam Worth, known as the "Napoleon of crime," had stolen it. He intended to sell it to bail his brother out of jail, but when his brother was released Worth decided to keep the painting. 

Which he did until 1901, when the Pinkerton detective agency negotiated the painting's return. In return for $25,000 (paid by Agnew's son), the Pinkertons collected the painting from Worth in Chicago (paying him most if not all of the 25 large) and retuned it to the UK. It made its return to British soil on Saturday, April 6, 1901.

It didn't stay that long. JP Morgan bought the painting soon after for a reported $150,000. The Morgan family held the painting until 1994, when it was sold at auction again. The 11th Duke of Devonshire paid $408,870 for the work, and finally returned it to Chatsworth House more than two centuries after it left.

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Day 36: You will see the Doctor now

The day after the assassination of John F. Kennedy seems like a bad time to debut a new TV show, even in the UK. But on November 23, 1963, the BBC rolled out the first episode of Doctor Who, albeit 80 seconds late in order to finish news updates about the assassination. Originally intended as a family show that would use time travel to explain scientific concepts and visit moments of historical importance, it soon morphed into the sci-fi hit that attracted fans for decades.

In 1985 the leadership at the BBC tried to cancel the show, but only succeeded in delaying a new season for 18 months. That may have been enough, though, as once the show returned it did not draw as well (a move to a new time slot likely didn't help), and the show was taken off of the scheduled in 1989. There were vague promises that the show would return.

Which it did... eventually. There was new content in various media - books, audio plays, and even a TV movie in 1996 - but no new series, mostly due to attempts to create a feature film. Once it became clear that the film wouldn't happen, the BBC decided to bring back the series with Russell Davies as showrunner.

And so on Saturday, March 26, 2005, the first new episode of Doctor Who in fifteen years aired on BBC One (along with a companion documentary series on BBC Three, which aired directly after the episode). The show drew enough viewers to land in the top ten for the week, and was greenlighted for both a Christmas special and a second season. From there the show built into becoming a TV staple for viewers worldwide, along with a number of spin-off series such as Torchwood. 

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Day 35: A failure by all accords

As the 1930s progressed, Britain and France became increasingly concerned that fascist Italy would ally with Nazi Germany in the future conflict that was looming over Europe. This led both countries to take a less than forceful approach towards Italy's invasion of Ethiopia and the participation of Italian troops in the Spanish Civil War. 

Italy, for its part, wanted to isolate Britain from Spain so that when it did ally with Germany and start that future conflict, Italy could invade France without worrying about a British response. They also were spreading anti-British propaganda in the Middle East and supplying arms to Palestinian rebeles, who were fighting the British mandate.

These competing interests were addressed at the negotiating table, leading to the signing of the Easter Accords on Saturday, April 16, 1938. In these agreements the two countries agreed (more or less) to respect each other's possessions in the Middle East, which was assumed to include Ethiopia given that the country wasn't mentioned by name. Italy also agreed to remove its troops from Spain once the civil war there ended.

The Easter Accords wound up being an appetizer for the Munich Agreement that came later in 1938, in that the accords, like the agreement, failed to achieve its ultimate goals. Italy allied with Germany in the Pact of Steel, and Britain and France continued to be staunch allies against fascism.  

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Day 34: Last and first bookings

Saturday, April 5, 1980, marked the final episode of the TV show Hawaii 5-0, in which Honolulu police detective Steve McGarrett finally get his arch-nemesis, Wo Fat, in handcuffs. He'd been chasing after Wo Fat since the first episode in 1968, so you can imagine this final incantation of "Book him, Dan-O" was especially sweet.

Playing at their first booking on the same day was the band that would become R.E.M. They played the birthday part of Kathleen O'Brien, who introduced Michael Stipe and Peter Buck to Bill Berry and Mike Mills. Which seems like the least they could do, in hindsight.

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Day 33: Toon debut

When Disney started its Silly Symphony series of animated shorts, the folks at Warner Brothers decided that imitation would be the sincerest form of profit-making. This led to the development of their own series of musically-inspired animated shorts, Looney Tunes. The first short released in the series, Sinkin' in the Bathtub, debuted on Saturday, April 19, 1930.

The star of the short was Bosko, who would go on to feature in 39 shorts during the decade. The early description of Bosko notes that he's Black, but his race would be made more ambiguous as the series went on (helped by getting rid of the "blackface" dialect that was only used for this particular short). Bosko had a girlfriend (Honey) and a dog (Bruno); any resemblence to Mickey, Minnie, and Pluto is probably intentional.

In this short, we get to see Bosko prepare for a date with Honey, and the comedic impediments they run into while taking a drive in the country. At the end, Bosko does cap things off with a "That's all, folks!," a line most people would now associate with Porky Pig.

The creators of Bosko moved from Warners to MGM in 1933, where they redesigned the character to the point where his name was about the only thing he shared with his Warners incarnation. MGM pulled the plug on Bosko after only 8 shorts, none of which were particularly popular.

Bosko short occasionally still show up on TV with the more well-known Looney Tunes shorts featuring Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, and that generation of characters. He does not fare well by comparison. Bosko has made a couple of appearances more recently, in Tiny Toon Adventures, Animaniacs, and the original Space Jam. This did not spark a Bosko renaissance.

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Day 32: Carry that weight

Pat Casey was born in 1939 in Los Angeles, and seemed to be heading towards juvenile delinquency until he wandered into Redpath's gym, where he discovered weightlifting. He began to spend all of his free time training, and quickly proved adept at powerlifting. By the age of 18 he'd done a 400 pound bench press, a mark only a dozen or so adult lifters had reached.

Casey was known for his marathon training sessions, easily spending up to six hours a day in the gym. He was also known for the voracious appetite that helped fuel those sessions, big meals washed down with up to six quarts of whole milk a day. He would top out at over six feet tall and 330 pounds, almost all of it upper body muscle.

All of this led up to Saturday, March 25, 1967, when Casey went where no lifter had gone before by cracking the 600 pound mark for the bench press by putting up 615 pounds. In his career he'd also record other firsts, such as the first 800 pound squat and the first 2000 pound three lift total (bench, squat, and deadlift).

Casey became a police officer after retiring from competitive lifting, and a private investigator after retiring from the police. He passed away in 2005 from cancer.

 Book Log 2023 #16: Prince of Fire by Daniel Silva

Art restorer/intelligence officer Gabriel Allon is brought back into the fold when the bombing of Israel's embassy in Rome is connected to some highly classified files that would blow Allon's cover. He returns to Israel and officially rejoins the agency known as The Office, where he's put in charge of investigating the attack on the embassy. 

Allon assembles a team of agents, who eventually uncover the connection between a series of attacks, and the likely date of the next one. Allon goes back on the street to find the mastermind of the attacks, at one point meeting with Yassir Arafat for information (Allon apparently saved Arafat's life at some point, so is owed a favor).  But the mastermind of the attacks is one step ahead of Allon, forcing him to make a potentially painful choice if he wants to prevent the next attack.

This is the first book in the series to really focus on terrorism. The previous books were more focused on the lingering aftermath of the Holocaust, and in an interview Silva said he saw this book as the end of the series rather than the beginning of a new one. Given how many books there are in this series overall, I'll be interested to see if that's actually true.

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Day 31: Take me down to Imperial City

Pedro de Valdivia was a conquistador who was also the first royal governor of Chile. His time in South America was focused mostly on fighting indigenous peoples and founding cities. Two of those cities - Santiago and Concepción - still exist today.

One that doesn't is La Imperial (or Ciudad Imperial), which de Valdivia founded on April 16, 1552. While the plan was for it to be a major city of New Spain, it came under attack during the Mapuche Rebellion of 1598 and during the War of Arauco and was eventually destroyed. The city was finally abandoned in 1600.

In its wake, though, rose two new cities - Carahue and Nueva Imperial - though they weren't established until the late 19th century. 

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Day 30: Ripple Rocked

Ripple Rock is an underwater mountain in the coastal waters of British Columbia, located in Discovery Passage, the strait between Vancouver Island and the Discovery Islands. It has two peaks, both underwater at low tide, and the presence of these peaks caused significant eddies from currents passing them as water receded. This posed a significant threat to ship traffic, with many ships choosing to wait until slack tide to pass.

The Canadian government decided the best way to solve this problem and open up the passage to shipping regardless of the tides, was to blow Ripple Rock up. Attempts in the 1940s proved unsuccessful, as barges meant to place charges were ripped from their anchoring cables. After studying the problem, it was determined that the best approach to this was to tunnel vertically from Maude Island, and then up into the twin peaks. This process took nearly three years to complete.

Once the tunnels were dug, over 1200 tons of Nitramex explosive were placed within them, and on Saturday, April 5, 1958, the explosives were detonated during a live coast-to-coast broadcast. Water and debris blew nearly 1000 feet into the air, with chunks of rock landing on both sides of the narrows. The height of both peaks had been significantly reduced, with clearance at low tide going from 10-20 feet to 45-50 feet. 

 Book Log 2023 #15: The Shape of Water by Andrea Camilleri

This is not the novelization of the Oscar-winning movie about cross-species romance but rather the first in a series following Sicilian police inspector Salvo Montalbano. In this case, Montalbano refuses to close the case of a local grandee whose body is found by a couple of garbagemen in an area known for prostitution. The case has personal and political dimensions that implicate powerful local families, which puts Montalbano's life at risk as he tries to figure out what really happened.

The book was fine, but ultimately I wasn't particularly taken with it. Hard to say why, though I may have been expecting it to be more like the Bruno, Chief of Police series, which is a bit lighter in tone. Don't know if I'll bother reading on in the series.

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Day 29: Strike one!

Saturday, April 1, 1972 saw a first in the history of Major League Baseball: all games were cancelled by a strike, which lasted just under two weeks. It ended on April 13, after owners agreed to increase payments into the players' pension fund by $500,000 (which was real money at the time) and add salary arbitration to the collective bargaining agreement.

While the strike started during exhibition season, it did run into the regular season and caused the cancellation of a number of games. They weren't replayed as owners refused to pay players for games they missed due to the strike. This resulted in teams not playing the same number of games, which fit right into the Curse of the Bambino, as the Detroit Tigers won the AL East by a half-game over the Boston Red Sox, who had played one fewer game than the Tigers.

This was only the first of many labor stoppages, from a lockout the following year that only delayed spring training to the 2021-22 lockout that delayed the start of the 2022 season.