I hope that if I ever get charged with a variety of felonies and misdemeanors- little things like criminal trespass, violations of firearms laws, and making terroristic threats- that I get a few days to chill at home and have the family over for a party.

From what I can tell, the delay in Allen Iverson's case is due to his attorney being on vacation. All I know is that if it's me facing those charges, I'd be rotting away in, say, Norfolk or the big house waiting for my court-appointed defender to learn how to spell my name.