A question for any armchair theologians out there:

If you go to church only to find that the Mass schedule has changed without your knowing it, and the service you planned to attend wasn't being held (due to a summer schedule), do you still get credit for the service? Assume that there are no other services within a reasonable distance (which, as far as I know, is the case).

Any similarities between this and George Carlin's "Heavy Mystery" routine is accidental.

The sun's finally beginning to get through all the smoke from those forest fires in Canada. I suppose it's fair trade for all the acid raid we caused them over the last few decades.