Say hello to Athena and Phevos. They are the mascots for the Athens Olympics, and they're... interesting. I suppose a design based on ancient dolls is OK. Better than that animated owl from Clash of the Titans.

But not much better. While some locals have come around to liking them, they've been derided as looking like condoms or the result of a nuclear accident. An anti-Olympic group took the names, and then bombed a couple of government offices for good measure.

Like most things that turn out this way, it was created by committee, as strong an argument against groupthing as you'd need. You can back that up with Izzy, of course, the computer-generated Atlanta mascot who was so reviled that you saw very little of the thing when the Games actually took place.

Other Games, like Lillehammer and Nagano, had almost no obvious mascot presence (though not surprising when your mascots are a pair of 14th century Norwegian children and a quartet of snow-loving owls).

Not surprisingly, the last Olympic mascot to really catch the public's attention - Cobi, the dog-like mascot of Barcelona - was drawn in a matter of seconds by a Spanish artist who was reportedly under the influence of something when he doodled the eventual mascot (which bodes well for 2010 in Vancouver).

My favorite mascots? Probably Waldi, the daschund used for Munich (solely because it was a daschund) and Hodori, the male of the pair of tigers who were mascots for Seoul (come to think of it, I don't know if the female tiger was that widely used - I've only seen mentions in print).

Anyway, look for Athena and Phevos merchandise at your local Big Lots or Building 19 or liquidation store of you choice soon!