11 August 2005

I would like to state for the record that if anyone hands me a Coca-Cola Zero and tries to teach me to chill, I will commit some unspecified act upon their person. Probably not a welcome one, either.

1 comment:

Craig Barker said...

But what if they just give you a Coca-Cola Zero? Because, you know what, after a long, painful summer of transition, I have found it to be acceptable (and neck reducing, since i have lost an inch worth of neck since switching to it.)

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