20 March 2008

40 Days, 40 Churches

Day 44: Temple of Robotology, New New York, NY

With worship founded on the writings in The Good Book 3.0, adherents of Robotology are to refrain from smoking, looking at pornography, abusing electricity, and consuming alcohol.

Robots unable to resist temptation wind up in Robot Hell, which is located underneath an amusement park in New Jersey. There the sinners will face eternal damnation - unless they can best the Robot Devil in a fiddling contest, at which point the robot goes free and wins a solid gold fiddle (thanks to the provisions of the Fairness in Hell Act of 2275).

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