So as bothersome as it might be to have a hymn stuck in your head, I've been going most of the day with parts of "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood making regular appearances. It was the last song we heard on the radio driving home last night, and like virus it incubated overnight before overwhelming whatever parts of the brain cause a song to get stuck in your head.

That being said, I think it's pretty clear that Mary Magdalene could shoot the whiskey and a combo. Probably in short order, too.