Taking pages from both Couture and Craig Barker, I give you my five word month-by-month recap of my 2003.

January - Newly Britainicized, return to snow.
February - BU wins yet another Beanpot.
March - War, not bacon, during Lent.
April - TRASHionals in Boston kicks ass.
May - Tummy trouble while closing Babson.
June - LA, Carolina, a new car.
July - Millionaire audition and wedding prep.
August - I turn 34, RAs return.
September - School opens, Sox cowboy up.
October - We do, kiss kiss, Ireland!
November - Knee stops bending, Millionaire taping.
December - Work sucks, but Happy Merry!