I seem to be having a problem with saving the new template. Let's see if this does the trick.

I've made a slight change at left, segregating out those who've let their blogs lie fallow for more than a month. It's my hope that this'll spur them to write more. I suppose I could have sent candy and a nice note, but this is cheaper.

For those of you usually interested, I've set up a group for ESPN.com's Baseball Challenge:

Name: I Can Be Centerfield
Password: beanball

I realize now that I didn't actually predict who would get cut from American Idol last night. Bad enough that my bottom three predictions are so off: I did correctly pick Julia, but did not expect to see either camera whore Kimberly Caldwell or Rickey Smith in that group. That Julia was the one sent home isn't a huge surprise, as she's been a regular in the bottom three. It is too bad that she got bounced the week of her best performance. On the other hand, she never really seemed comfortable on stage. She doesn't have the sort of performance background that most of the finalists have, which explains a lot.

Not much else going on. Still watching war coverage, which with the sandstorms got very repetitive. At one point yesterday I heard them bring up the story about the Iraqi hospital that was a command center as if it were new - even though the story was a good day and a half old. When it gets to that, perhaps it wouldn't hurt to give a little more time to other news.

That was quick.

Less than a year after her debut, Connie Chung was unceremoniously dumped from CNN today. Her show was apparently bumped for war-related coverage, and when she asked the brass when she'd be coming back, they told her she wasn't. They threw her a bone by offering other CNN-related work, but she passed.

Admittedly, her show was not very good. The best thing you could say for it was that it was orange, given the dominant color scheme of her set. She's not that good at live stuff, and her show seemed to focus on twaddle. On the other hand, she outlasted Donahue and his vaunted return to the talk format, and she was drawing about a million viewers a night.

The article I read suggested a conflict among the head honchos at CNN, who were split as to the use of household name anchors to boost ratings. Given the quality of programming overall at CNN of late, I have to think that there's more conflict afoot than the whole Connie Chung thing.

It could just be me, but perhaps they should go back to focusing on broadcast news rather than all sorts of shows. Fox News has found success with the show format, but I'd have to guess that they tapped into the same market that drives conservative talk radio. Keep Crossfire, keep Moneyline and Lou Dobbs, but otherwise, maybe just straight news and analysis without the branding. And while we're at it, return Headline News to the old format. This cross between Bloomberg and Battling Seizure Robots has to go.

Not much to recap from last night's American Idol, as the surprise switch from disco to country rock resulted in a mish-mash of performances, some straight country (Joshua took on Garth Brooks) to more rock-like (Ruben, somewhat fittingly, sang parts of "Sweet Home Alabama," but mostly the refrain) to two performances - Rickey and Clay - that wouldn't have been country or rock even if performed in a South Carolina quarry.

The guest judge for the night was Olivia Newton-John, who could have worked from either a disco or country perspective. Her flexibility came in handy, as Simon apparently has no idea at all about country music. He was non-plussed all evening, which made last night different from other nights not so much.

The show was only an hour last night, so I was switching laundry during Joshua's performance, when I thought we'd be safely in the middle of a longish, not that informative bio on Ms. Newton-John. In any case, no one was unbelievable and no one was really horrific, though I have to admit that Corey, Carmen, and Julia all got much better comments than I'd have given them. Corey's "upper register," which Randy and Paula seem to love, sounds pained to me. Carmen apparently has a lot of power, but I can't hear it through her bleating vibrato. And Julia, well, she still looks like she's being forced to participate by a vengeful teacher.

As for the bottom three... Julia will be in it again for continuity's sake. I have to think Corey will wind up back there again, although he wasn't as God-awful as last week. It would also be just punishment for the mesh shirt he wore. I would like to think Carmen would round this group out, but she won't. She has some sort of odd popularity. And it was her birthday yesterday! I like the idea of a sourly ironic 18th birthday present, but most won't.

Given that, I'll put Kimberly Locke in the bottom three. Not that she deserves it; her performance of "I Can't Make You Love Me" was one of the better ones last night. But outside of Carmen, I can't think of anyone who really should be in the bottom three, so I'll make the pseudo-random pick based on past bottom groups.

Sorry to have not talked to you much of late, but between running a tournament on Saturday, going to some bridal thing on Sunday, and work the other days, it's been busy. And to top things off, today I get to spend all day in a "Managing Professional Growth" seminar that I didn't even sign up for. Have to love development opportunities that are thrust upon one without discussion.

In any case, I'll quickly note that I'm sucking wind in my men's NCAA hoops pools, doing reasonably well in the women's one, came in second in my Yahoo! Oscar pool (by 10 points!) and still need to set things up for Diamond Daily and Baseball Challenge over on ESPN.com. I missed the tail end of my baseball suck league draft due to work last night, but I'm sure my team will blow in the proper ways.

I was going to invite people to join a pool based on the division 1 NCAA men's ice hockey tournament, but Craig has already put out a call, so we might as well join forces. No money, just honor. You can find the brackets here, and you can find Craig on the list to the left of here.

Some quick Oscar comments:

* Michael Moore: to be expected, and not particularly well-done on his part. His best line, about the trouble you get in when opposed by the Pope and the Dixie Chicks, was washed out by the play-over music.

* Adrien Brody: apparently knows how to kiss. Halle Berry seemed winded. Wonder if her hubby wanted some of that action?

* Luise Rainer: is still alive?!?!?!

* Steve Martin: funny. Prefer his dry humor to Billy's schtick or Whoopi's not particularly humorous over-the-topness.

* Chicago: still haven't seen it. Suppose I will one of these days.

* The Pianist: still haven't seen it. I assume it'll play here in the 'burbs now that it won stuff.

* Gil Cates: the show is still too long!

Just as he brightened up Hey! Stop Doing That!, Scott Monty comes through with the web-based funny, too. For those of you who like your ice cream hippie free, check these guys out. How much you want to bet they've got Bob Packwood milking the cows?

Scott also provided the most (well, the only) entries into our rename the campaigns drive. His suggestions:

Liberty Balls
Sadamn Good
How the West was One
The Blair Ditch Project
Desert Scorn

To which I would add my only thought, Mo' Better Baghdad (a George W. Bush joint)

Going back to the Madonna kids' books, Scott also added these:

Oh, the Places You'll Ho
Alice in Wonderbra
The Princess and the Pee
Humpty Humpty
One, Two, Buckle My Bustier
Ten Little Lakers

Dwight Kidder kicked in with Puss in Boots...and nothing else. I had a bunch, but the only one that stuck was the young adult classic F!ck Everlasting.

I just heard three things on Fox News Channel that almost caused my frontal lobe to liquefy.

1. The older male talking head closed a report from the Pentagon with "Sadaam, beware the Ides of March!" A little over the top, but at least it had some context based on the report (which theorized on Sadaam's inner circle and fifth columnists within it).

2. The younger male talking head said that protesters had to be "roughed up" because they were breaking the law by blocking traffic and not moving. There's road rage, and then there's road rage.

3. The female talking head started to gush about how the anti-war movement is funded by Castro and dictators. On the one hand, this isn't exactly a new idea; the Soviets clearly were involved in various peace movements in western Europe into the 1980s. On the other hand, the true believer delivery was breathtaking. She actually reminded me of the female half of this duo.

I will say that I think I was an unintentional benefactor from yesterday's protest in Boston. Sarah and I went up to Manchester to see our priest again to work on some wedding stuff, and traffic was relatively light on Storrow Drive (only came to a complete stop 2 or 3 times). I have to think that some of their traffic-blocking was responsible for keeping cars out of our path. Thanks, protesters!

Once again, one of the people I didn't put in my bottom three gets ousted from American Idol, as Charles got the heave-ho over more deserving aural criminals. Julia made the bottom three (again), and Corey actually wound up there, too. As in college bowl, I should listen to my instincts more often.

Got to hear Kelly's song from the movie on tape, and it's not very good. I'm sure the recorded version will get the appropriate dose of "studio magic." Her new album comes out on April 15, and apparently they've not chosen a single yet. They may want to do something about that.

As far as that other thing that's going on, from a media standpoint, I am shockingly finding myself watching more Fox News Channel than CNN or MSNBC, mostly because they had more interesting filler (especially this morning). None of the morning talking heads are especially welcome (and the Fox ones are really pretty bad, to the point of saying something like "we've fired at them, now they're firing back at us" as insightful analysis), but Fox did seem to at least present new stuff, and not just think that because someone's in the Middle East that we want to hear them give the same news about the initial strike again. Though Brian Williams in a gas mask was alternately scary and funny.

If you do get a chance to get to the CNN website, check out the War Tracker. Two things stood out:

1. The map was created using stuff from Curious Software. Fitting.
2. The map legend has a listing under "extra" for explosions. So that's what that flame-looking thing is!

And what happened to the cool military operation names? "Iraqi Freedom"? "Liberty Shield"? A little on the nose, don't you think? Another open contest for the Blogalicious readers: come up with more entertaining operation names for the war and the domestic protection scheme. Perhaps I can even cross-reference them with Madonna's kids books, which I have to post. Maybe tomorrow.

It was movie songs last night on American Idol, with a Bond theme performer, Gladys Knight, on hand as celebrity guest judge. Not sure if it was greater familiarity or songs written down to movie level, but performances were on the whole better than last week, and in some cases much better.

Three contestants - Ruben, Trenyce, and Joshua - avoided the meh meter altogether. Joshua was particularly surprising, but his countrified rendition of "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing" was well done. He's more or less made the move to this style of singing, and Simon was more than happy to close the lid on Joshua's new box. He also seemed to take some pleasure in noting that next week is disco songs. I'm sure Joshua would love suggestions for country disco songs.

Everyone else, quickly:

* Corey sang "Against All Odds" and sounded like hell almost the whole time. All the judges but Simon liked it. Simon seemed to think the same way I do. Meh: 6
* Clay sang "Somewhere Out There," and only ranked on the meter because (a) it's a song about a frickin' mouse, and (b) the high, held note at the end of the song wasn't necessary. Meh: 1
* Camera whore Kimberly Caldwell sang the "Shoop Shoop Song" from Mermaids (OK, it's a song used in a movie rather than written specifically for one), and was OK. Nothing special, pretty much like her other performances. Meh: 3
* Carmen sang "Hopelessly Devoted to You" from Grease, I assume on the notion that because half the high schools in the US perform this in any given year that it'd be easy to sing. Nope. You also know things aren't going your way when Paula tells you you're wearing too much makeup (she was right, though). Meh: 6
* Charles sang "You Can't Win" from The Wiz. Charles just doesn't do much for me. Can't say why. He's not bad, just kind of there. Meh: 4
* Rickey sang "It Might Be You" from Tootsie, and sounded like he was reading this information from a cue card. He sang it really well, though, almost good enough to not register. But there's still something there that doesn't quite click. Meh: 1
* Julia sang "Flashdance (What A Feeling)" and it was not good. She had an approximation of the Flashdance look down (no leg warmers) but there was nothing else. Meh: 6
* Kimberly Locke sang "Home," the night's second selection from The Wiz. Maybe that's what I don't like. I've never been a big musicals person. She was much better than last week, but still not great for me. Meh: 2

The filler clips were still lame, though we got to see the house the kids are staying in (a hacienda-type place in the hills), and learned that Kristen Holt, failed semifinalist from last year and current show correspondent, will be living in the house as well to give us all the dirt. She actually said she'd tell us who's hooking up with who, but I'm guessing most of the stories will revolve around who snores the most. Kelly Clarkson also had a little homecoming, they showed another clip of the movie (quickly becoming a 21st century Beach Blanket Bingo) and sang, though I didn't see that (taped the show for Sarah and didn't watch that part).

For tonight, I'm guessing Julia is out. She's not been sharp either week. I'd guess Carmen for the bottom three, too. The last spot... I'd go with Corey, but I'm going to say Kimberly Locke again.

I'm still not sold on this war.

I don't like Sadaam Hussein, his family, or his Baath Party cronies. I don't like the way he treats his own people.

But I also don't know if a war with Iraq is our best move right now. I think I'm still bothered by the fact that the linkage to terrorism isn't that great. The approach to this war seems much more focused on the potential threat than the actual one. And while I can see that being pro-active can work to prevent future acts, I don't know if we aren't opening up new animosity that will lead some other country to take Iraq's place. It worries me that, three or four years from now, we'll possbily have troops in Afghanistan, an occupation government in Iraq, and then perhaps feel that Syria or Yemen or somebody is now posing a threat to our national security.

In a way, this brings me back to the 1980s, where the fear was that Reagan was going to intervene in Central America and we'd have soldiers going from country to country until we had men in uniform from the Mexican border to the Panama Canal. My hope is that the current situation doesn't move to resemble this.

The other big question, of course, is what do we do about March Madness if we're bombing Baghdad? I tend to agree with the participants in the ESPN.com Sports Nation poll that we go about our business and play anyway. God knows if we wait for a more "appropriate" time, we may not start the tournament until November.

I do agree that the MLB games in Japan may not be the best thing going right now, not so much due to the Japanese (who are apparently OK with the war thing) but as a potential target.

In related news, the French are beginning to show their displeasure with the whole "replace French with freedom" thing by sending packages of pretzels to the White House. Good to see they haven't lost their sense of humor.

And now the finish to the weekend.

Vermont 56, BU 55 I learned two things from this game:

1. Early leads are as fallable in college hoops as in the pros. Not like this isn't the millionth example of such a thing, but at one point in the first half Vermont led 16-2. They won the game on their last shot with about 5 seconds on the clock.

2. There are few things worse than the opponent celebrating a trip to the NCAA tournament on your floor.

The two stories here were the horror show of a first half the Terriers put together and the play of Catamount center Matt Sheftic. BU shot in the neighborhood of 22 percent in the first half. They had an off day overall, certainly (they shot 35.8 percent for the game), but the first half was horrific. Billy Collins was out of rhythm all game, which is always a bad sign.

But back to Sheftic, who went 10-17 from the floor and scored 23 of Vermont's 56. BU had nothing to counter him, and even his misses were often converted into a Vermont second chance. He took his fourth foul with something like five and half minutes to go, and for whatever reason BU didn't challenge him again. I'd have done everything in my power to get him to pick up his fifth.

It wasn't a well played game, but was exciting even with the unfortunate ending. With its 20-9 record there's some light talk about BU getting into the NIT, but we'll see.

BU 69, Maine 65 In the one game I didn't go to today, the BU women's team upset Maine to take the America East berth for the NCAA women's tournament. Maine had gone undefeated in league play, and was the odds on favorite to take the title. I didn't see any of the game and listened to very little, but BU had a reasonably big lead (8-12 points) for much of the contest, with Maine chipping away at the end. With a 16-14 record, I have some feeling that they'll draw UConn in a 1-16 matchup.

UNH 1, BU 0 (OT) And in the last game of the night, BU played its second overtime game in as many nights (and third of the playoffs- a Hockey East record) but couldn't equal last night's performance. The winning score appears to have gone in off Ryan Whitney, which (and pardon me while I meta-blog) makes him fraught with greatness. I'm sure Mario is looking forward to having Whitney back him up on the blue line.

BU played better than expected after last night's journey into early morning, putting up a 12-5 shot advantage in the first period. From there on in UNH tended to have the upper hand, though BU kept things interesting. Sean Fields proved to be the biggest thing going in the BU end, performing feats of goaltending heretofore unseen. He was named the tournament MVP, which is fitting given that without him, the Icedogs never would have gotten out of Providence.

The good thing here is that the loss won't keep BU out of the NCAAs. Their record (24-13-3) belies a high pairwise rating (fourth), which will probably give them a number 2 seed at either Providence or Worcester. Not sure who else I'd want in the regional.

So there you have it. Four games in 30 hours, and the only title BU takes is in a game I didn't go to. Go figure.

There's nothing like 7 hours of hockey to start the weekend. Notes from yesterday's Hockey East semifinals at the Fleet Center:

UNH 5, UMass 4 I'd usually not bust myself to get in for the early game unless BU was playing in it. Yesterday served as the exception, as I had to see the debut of UMass in the Hockey East semis. There's usually one "mystery" team in the semis in place of BU, BC, UNH, or Maine, so much the better that it was the Minutemen.

I don't have Cooch's obvious geographical tie to Our State University (or is that Our Commonwealth's University?), but as a lifelong Masshole I have some level of affinity, mostly related to (a) watching the system get jerked around by successive governors, and (b) rooting for their sports teams when it suits me. Yesterday would be one of those days.

UNH had two clear opportunities to take the game over at 2-0 and 4-2, but in both cases let UMass back in. That was odd, as for most of the game UMass had little opportunity in the UNH zone, getting shots but usually nothing of great quality. But they'd find the range, especially with the two goals to tie it back up at 4 (scored 10 seconds apart). Sadly, UNH proved too powerful in the end.

Of course, part of my interest in this game was the idea that we'd be better off playing UMass in the final rather than UNH. The idea that UMass would have gotten there by taking out Maine and UNH, making them perhaps the hottest team in the country? Why dwell on that?

I should also note that the UMass coach is Don "Toot" Cahoon, a Jack Parker protege. So they get extra props there.

With this result, UMass is pretty much done for the year with a 19-17-1 record. They only have two seniors, so don't be surprised if they're back here next year.

BOSTON UNIVERSITY 6, bc 5 (2OT) Apparently, we just need to play all our games against BC in the Fleet Center.

This was not one for the highlight reel. For much of the game, BU looked like it was playing with sticks they carved themselves and skates using sharpened animal bone for blades. It was not pretty. Once again, the one thing standing between a bad loss and an ugly win was Sean Fields, who gave up 5 goals but still had a save percentage over 90. BC put 51 shots on net, outshooting BU in all periods. They had more shots in regulation than BU had in all 85 minutes of play.

Thankfully, Matti Kaltiainen was as shaky as Fields was strong. He let up a softie within the first minute, and didn't look much more comfortable for the rest of the game.

And there was an economy-sized dose of luck involved, as BC hit posts at least twice and there were a few bang-bang plays where they misfired on the second bang. Otherwise, this things ends up 8-5 or so on the bad end.

I suppose I should just be happy that we didn't get a Dartmouth-Colegate type game.

This tournament is always a little tough for BU as the students are always on break. One hopes that more will be on hand tonight, but I fear a larger and more partisan UNH crowd.

Other stuff There's a pigeon living in the Fleet Center. According to one of the concessions guys, it appeared about a week ago and has taken up residence in the space inside the scoreboard. I saw it before the first game, but it was most visible in overtime.

We had this woman sitting in the row behind us who, whenever BU had the puck in the BC zone, would scream "Shoooooot!" Didn't matter what the circumstances were. One on four? Shoooot! Skater has his back to the net? Shoooooot! The puck is scooting across the ice during a pass? Shooooooooooooot!

Of course, I shouldn't mock her passion. I can, however, mock her jacket with the Mona Lisa on the back. Your jacket is ugly! Ha!

My hope was that she'd hook up either with the troll-like UNH fan who spent most of both games screaming in what I took to be Elvish. (I know, trolls don't speak Elvish, go with me here) or the other guy in the row behind us who yelled "Attack!" whenever we took back the puck in the third period. Also regardless of circumstances. Seems like a match made in, well, maybe not heaven.

For being in Boston, you think the Fleet would sell fish at their concession stands during Lent.

My American Idol sense was way off this week as Vanessa took the collar and became the first finalist to set sail for home. In fact, only one of my bottom three was in the actual grouping: Kimberly Locke. I'll have to fine tune the meh meter for next week.

As happy as I am to see Elizabeth Smart at home, and as much sense as the Amber Alert thing seems to make, I find it odd that we're putting this state of the art system over a road and bridge infrastructure that is anything but. Then again, if I had my way we'd stop building 10 lane superhighways and start with more trains.

Speaking of trains, the MBTA announced today that a ride on the T will go up to $1.25 in January. The price for everything else - bus, commuter rail, boats, etc. - will also go up. Problem being that the MBTA is operating under a huge debt load (debt service currently accounts for 30 percent of the operating budget) and is getting less help from the state given its budgetary mess and the slow distancing that Beacon Hill's done from the MBTA over the last decade.

As much as this sucks, it's still a cheap ride compared to New York ($2), Philly ($2.25), Atlanta ($1.75), and Chicago ($1.50). Can't get on the DC Metro website, BART is mileage-based and thus hard to tell, and LA's Metrolink is more of a commuter rail (from what I can tell, locals feel free to correct).

The other problem here is that ridership is down (though that hardly ever seems the case when I'm trying to get somewhere). Nothing in the article I read this morning suggest why this is the case; I suppose the economic downturn is an obvious reason, but I wonder if it's the main one.

Not much else going on, though between the Hockey East playoffs and tomorrow's America East title game, I'll either be very exhilarated or pissed off beyond compare by this time Sunday.

American Idol kicked off what promises to be a long, drawn-out finals process last night, with kids singing Motown to the judges, a live audience, and special guest Lamont Dozier, who seems to have had his hand in just about anything Motown put out.

The word for the night was meh. There were a few good performances, but mostly uninspiring ones. No one was truly awful. There were bio clips for all 12 performers (they had to fill 2 hours somehow), too. So how'd it go?

* Kimberly Locke sung "Heat Wave" and, with flames on the karaoke-style background screens, did indeed remind one of a Burger King commercial. Meh rating (1=least meh, 10=infinite meh): 5.

* Joshua, who we learned joined the Marines after becoming a husband and father, sang "Baby I Need Your Lovin.'" Meh rating: 5.

* Charles, who hails from Oberlin, Ohio, and really, really seems to favor clothes in various shades of blue, sang "How Sweet It Is," which was the downfall of one of last year's first finals casualties. Uh oh. Meh rating: 8.

* Camera whore Kimberly Caldwell sang "Nowhere to Run" and was pretty much as she always is: not bad, not great. We learned from her bio that she's been trying to become famous since she was a little girl. At least we see where it comes from now. Meh rating: 4.

* Rickey sang "1-2-3" and was pretty good. In his bio he called his sister a dork, adding that she was a female version of him. He sounds better when the songs don't call for him to try to hit all sorts of notes. Meh rating: 2.

* Julia sang "Where Did Our Love Go?" after showing us around her Brookfield, CT hometown. Most of the bios followed the same pattern: talk to family or a friend, show the finalist going back to their high school or college, back to a work site, etc. No real surprises, bio-wise. Just to continue the "feud," meh rating: 4.

* Clay sang "I Can't Help Myself" and it was same as it ever was. Clay looked calm, hit everything, actually a little less crisp with pronunciations. Clay's mom calls him Clayton. Simon finally tried to put Clay into a Broadway/show pigeon-hole. We'll see how it takes. Meh rating: 2.

* Vanessa chipped in with "You Keep Me Hanging On." Vanessa has a pot-bellied pig named Bacon. Its middle name: Bits. I liked that. Meh rating: 4.

* Corey sang "This Old Heart of Mine" while we learned that he grew up just about everywhere and was kind of a handful as a kid. Dozier said he sounded like a young Smokey Robinson, which you can see but he's got a ways to go to get there. Meh rating: 4.

* Carmen sang "You Can't Hurry Love" and proved that she's a quick learner by singing a song with very few held notes. She's from Bountiful, Utah, where everyone has some shade of blonde hair. Meh rating: 5.

* Trenyce sang "Come See About Me" after we learned she left the University of Memphis three years into a nursing program to take a shot at music. Mom didn't like the idea, but she's come around. Meh rating: 2.

* Ruben celebrated Alabama's first-ever Ruben Studdard Day by singing "Baby I Need Your Lovin." Wait, he did? That's what's listed on the official show site. I can't imagine that they let two guys sing the same song. And if they did, Ruben did a nice job in singing it in a very different way from Joshua. Ruben was decked out in a tasteful black and grey "205" shirt. Meh rating: 1.

As for who gets the heave-ho, I'll follow the meh ratings and go with Charles. While he wasn't terrible, he was more obviously off than the others. It doesn't help him that he's kind of the "mystery" contestant, having not gotten much air time and not having a ginned up feud or other schtick to hang his hat on. If we're doing the "bottom three" method, I'll put Carmen and, uh, let's say Kimberly Locke in there. Carmen will still be doing time for her deus ex Simonica appearance, while Kimberly Locke has the double-dip of going first (on a two hour show in ADHD America) and not performing to her usual level.

My real question on this story is whether or not Congresspeople will now engage in freedom kissing and the freedom arts. And will the Marine Corps Band now have a freedom horn player?

I'm famous! Found this in my inbox just now:

"Camera whore Kimberly Caldwell?"

It's pretty sad that you have nothing better to do with your life than have a quest to be in the top ten for a Google and Yahoo search for someone that you don't even know by resorting to junior high school name calling. I guess that you think that this will be your claim to fame? Wow, you must be so proud. Geez. Get a life.


My response:

Got you to write, didn't it?

To be honest, it wasn't much of a quest. Perhaps I should try to get on national TV and throw myself in front of the camera as much as possible.

So the main prime time offering on Fox Sport New England was Celtics-Clippers, which makes sense (FSNE having the local contract with the Celts). It made less sense when you flipped down to ESPN, and saw that their prime time offering was... Celts-Clips.

Considering that we're in the full swing of college hockey playoffs, you think that FSNE would be willing to let ESPN carry the load tonight and show something of greater local interest (I know, that may not be contractually possible). That not only meant that I didn't get to see BU take the first game of their quarterfinal match-up with Providence (5-4 at Providence, a rink we have trouble in), it also means I didn't get to see- and I have a hard time to believe this even happened- UMass knock Maine out of the Hockey East tournament AT MAINE by taking the games last night and tonight.

As much as I like watching the Icedogs win, there's a large part of me that would have loved to see the Minutemen celebrate in Alfond Arena. Maine's fans are, generally, the most obnoxious in all of Hockey East (based, I think, on the combination of students and locals whose only connection to the school is that they live in the state). UMass became the first team in all of D1 to advance in a conference tournament this season. Yesterday's surprise storm pushed back a few series that could have given them company.

My lone source of college hockey action tonight: the Union-RPI tilt on NESN. Let's just say that it was not attention-grabbing, even with the 2-1 final. Having Bob Norton on color didn't do much to entice me, either.

Interesting facet of their post-game: when they ran through the ECAC scoreboard, the game scores were crammed in the lower left hand corner, taking up about 10 percent of the screen. They filled the screen with a shot of an ECAC banner. Not sure if this came from lousy production, crappy graphics software, or an inferiority complex. I'm willing to say all were involved.

(The results would have driven college bowl "purists" and ACF partisans crazy, as three of the four higher seeds lost in the ECAC tournament. Perhaps Kelly McKenzie needs to become the ECAC's hockey czar.)

Not much excitement in the other two HEA match-ups, as BC topped a depleted Merrimack and UNH bested Lowell.

In other playoff action, I'm passing on this weekend's America East tournament at BU. I somehow can't see spending either $40 for tickets to all three sessions or $18 for one of them. I'm kind of banking on BU getting to the final, which is on the Saturday at the end of BU's spring break. I'll pay the higher price then, and gladly not have to fight the bulk of the student body for a seat.

Speaking of BU basketball, a situation is shaping up that may force me to copy and submit one of my former Freep columns to BU AD Gary Strickler. It appears that Northeastern may leave America East to join the Colonial AA, following former conference foes like Delaware and Drexel. Over in the Atlantic 10, there's some talk about dumping St. Bonaventure given their decision to scrap the rest of their men's basketball season after forfeiting games for using an ineligible player.

Should these come to pass (the NU thing is much more likely than St. Bonnie's getting the ax), it would behoove BU to do everything in its power to jump to the A10. There are four things BU would have going for it at this time:

1. A basketball team on the upswing, looking like it'll get its second NCAA berth. It suggests a quality program but, given the small conference pedigree, less likelihood that bringing them into the conference would threaten Temple or Xavier.

2. The new Harry Agganis Arena is expandable to 7200 for basketball, a size that fits snugly in the middle of the arena capacities for league teams.

3. BU's has nationally and regionally powerful non-revenue sports, which would help raise the A10 profile generally.

4. It would further open up the A10 to the northeast, giving the conference teams in DC (GW), Philly (Temple, La Salle), NYC (Fordham), and Boston. It may help the A10 compete with the Big East, though GW-Georgetown, St. John's-Fordham, and BU-BC are not, at this time at least, obviously competitive games.

There are some rather large impediments, such as BU's probably unwillingness to spend more money on athletics (travel would cost more, certainly) and the low odds that St. Bonnie's will be sent packing. But I wonder how much longer BU can stick with its mishmash of rural state schools and SUNY castoffs. We'd almost be better off packing it in and joining the UAA at that point.

Another Lenten season is upon us, and once again it's time to give something up. Last year, as you may remember, I gave up cursing. Or tried to, as the reflexive nature with which I use four-letter (or 13-letter) words put a fairly large obstacle on my path to a frank and productive Lent.

This year I decided to give up something more tangible: bacon. And the sandwiches here at the campus center that I'd been getting daily, which I can get without bacon, but figure I can pass on as well. This should be less hard than the year I gave up red meat, but still something that'll take some work. I like bacon.

Sarah raised the same objection as last year when I thought of giving up soda, saying that I should give up something negative in order to make myself a better person. My argument, one that's backed up by both Catholics and Episcopalians (I know, I may be repeating myself) is that the Lenten "sacrifice" is done to become more in tune with what Jesus sacrified, and in some cases to use the money or time saved for charitable purposes.

So I'm going to stick with bacon, thank you very much. It's not exactly dying for your sins, but in the words of Homer, "I'm not running for Jesus."

As you may have seen, Madonna is throwing her pen into the ring and will write a number of childrens' books. This prompted Blogalicious reader W. Scott Monty to put this challenge forth to the rest of us: come up with a name for a possible Madonna-penned book for kids. He starts us off with a good one:

Little Red Riding Crop

Using the TV show M*A*S*H for inspiration I would suggest a title for one of the announced (but sadly not seen) VD films for the 4077th: Hansel and Regretel.

Send entries in via the mail link above or at whatever address you may have for me.

So it turns out that my constant focus on camera whore Kimberly Caldwell has made me a top ten return for just her name on both Google and Yahoo. I expect to get hate mail any time now.

Who I feel really bad for is the teacher of the same name who is in the first or second spot, inasmuch as I don't want anyone thinking I'm calling her a camera whore. I've never even seen her near a camera.

So tonight's wild card round of American Idol proved one thing: there's a reason why some people didn't get past the Glendale auditions.

Tonight's show also proved you can indeed shoot the piano player, as they ditched the guy who played the last four weeks and went with a karaoke-style backup, replete with background vocals. I don't think this was particularly fair, as there were certainly some contestants who'd have performed better with this accompaniment than with piano only (Patrick and Jennifer Fuentes come to mind).

In any case, camera whore Kimberly Caldwell started things off, and apparently her mugging for the camera is directly related to the quality of her performance. In her semi she got lens time as much as possible, and was in the top 3. Tonight she hardly did the phrase camera whore credit, and didn't do as well. But all is not lost for camera whore Kimberly Caldwell, as you will see.

She was followed by Clay, the goofy-looking guy whose looks are apparently very hard for Randy and Simon to get past. He sang "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me," in what may be (finally!) the first Elton John cover in show history. He nailed it (inasmuch as a contestant on this show can). Clay's performance was clearly the best of the night, and if he doesn't go through there's a fix in.

Then came Nasheka, back from last week's show. She was about as good as last week, which is to say she was also about as not good. I don't get her appeal. And given the changed format, Patrick may have gotten stiffed (not that I think he'd have gotten through, but this set up suits him better). Anyway, the curse of the one-named contestants continues.

Then comes a run of Simon's imported ankle, three of the four "mistake cuts" from Glendale, all of whom also happen to be highly toothsome. Except that the trio - Carmen, Olivia, and Janine- fail to impress. Carmen sings the "country" song "Can't Fight the Moonlight" and is very meh. Olivia (who reminds one of Andrea Corr or a pre-eating disorder Lara Flynn Boyle) sings something that I can't remember, perhaps because she was being drowned out by the music. Janine (the love child of Alyssa Milano and Jennifer Love Hewitt- think of the money Vivid Video could make on that concept) sings "We Belong" by Pat Benatar, and even she knows she's off.

Chip comes back from last week with better threads (Simon insulted Chip's sweater) and a better performance with Michael Jackson's "Rock With You." Paula and Randy love the improvement, Simon shall not be moved. Again. To this point Chip's probably the second-best performer of the night, and Simon couldn't care less. I don't think Chip is blowing me away, but I'm at a loss to explain Simon's distaste for him. Then again, so is Simon, as he can only point to "song selection," which is to American Idol as obstruction interference is to Hockey East refs; you use it when you want to make a call but can't justify it any other way.

Anyway, Chip's followed by Aliceyn, who was featured on the "best and worst" audition special as someone who may have gotten a raw deal. And Aliceyn shows why, giving a pretty good rendition of Sarah McLachlan's "Angel." Except that that was the song she sang at her initial audition. And in Glendale. It is apparently the only song Aliceyn knows. Somewhere, camera whore Kimberly Caldwell adjusts her pancake.

Finally there's Trenyce, who got passed over way back from the first show. She says she did some "digging" for her song tonight, which is the little known "Let's Stay Together" by Al Green. Apparently her digging consisted of watching at least one tape of last year's show, where the song was performed something like five times. She is the first woman to do it, I suppose. And she sings it pretty well, but is another person in Simon's doghouse. He blames being in a bad mood, and can't justify it further. I think he's sad that he won't get to watch Carmen, Olivia, or Janine in tight pants week in and week out.

It turns out that America only gets to choose one finalist, and the judges pick the other three. I don't know if that means that all the judges have to agree, or if each one gets a pick. In any case, I have to think that Clay gets through; America's been pretty good about voting for the best vocalists, and Paula could just eat him up with a spoon. I would also go with Chip and Trenyce, solely on performance. Simon may not have liked them, but they both showed growth from their semis and deserve a break better than the Simonettes, who were better left back in Cali.

This leaves an interesting choice for the last spot. Aliceyn performed better, but with a song she's been working on since the fourth grade. Camera whore Kimberly Caldwell didn't do as well, but there's a history of the judges liking her voice. Putting her in the finals also revives the "feud" with her and Julia, at least for one week. And there's a definite favoritism for the contestants who've gotten the most camera time over the course of the series. Finally, Simon needs some young thing to ogle. Camera whore Kimberly Caldwell, get ready for your close-up. Ack.

So, from reading over at TV Without Pity, it appears that the "twist" on tonight's American Idol will be that four, rather than two, wild cards will get into the finals. Which means I'll get to type the phrase "camera whore Kimberly Caldwell" several more times, as I can't see the judges not picking her to move on (assuming America doesn't decide on its own that it wants more of camera whore Kimberly Caldwell). Not sure how many the judges pick versus the public (I'm assuming 2 for each). Given this dilution, I wonder at what point they'll just say to hell with it and make the 200+ who get to Glendale all semifinalists. The show may go longer than World Cup qualifying.

But there's supposed to be an added twist to make up for the one that got spilled (by the show's own website, apparently). My guess is that they'll ship in some of the spurned gold-diggers from Joe Millionaire to sing away. It would fit with Simon's apparent wish for more attractive women.

Maybe camera whore Kimberly Caldwell will fill that niche for him.

Apparently you need a group ID number to join my Oscar pool on Yahoo!; the number is 1758. Password is still the same as below.

For once, an invitation to enter a pick 'em game that's not about sports. Come and test you Oscars predicions against, well, me. And anyone else who wants in.

Go to the Yahoo! Movies page, click on the Awards Challenge link, and enter today!

The group name is Here's Your Stinkin' Oscar!, password to join is action.

A quick note on American Idol: the wild-card show is this Tuesday, and what's interesting is that 4 of the 9 participants weren't even among the semifinalists. They're folks who didn't get out of Glendale, but who the judges think may have gotten a raw deal. If nothing else, it illustrates the scientific manner in which they choose people.

Back from previous semifinals are camera whore Kimberly Caldwell (I'm going to call her that every time I mention her on the hopes of becoming the highest-ranked search for "camera whore Kimberly Caldwell" on Google), Clay (the goofy loking guy), Chip (who I picked for last week's final 3 but who got beaten out by faux-rocker Patrick), and two single-namers, Nasheka and Trenyce.

And, as now required for every show lumped under the "reality" banner since Joe Millionaire, we're promised a "twist." Maybe Simon's going to pop the question to Paula?

So I saw one other thing that made my antennae twitch yesterday. We were at the Natick Mall, and there's a new store going in on its second floor.

Pottery Barn Kids.

I'd feel better if it were the sort of place that kids made their own things out of clay. But it's not.

Oprah has now joined the Forbes magazine list of billionaires.

Why does this make me nervous?

The passing of Fred Rogers seems ripe for comment, especially given that Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood started about the same time I did, thus qualifying as some sort of generational touchstone. To be honest, though, it was not a staple of my childhood TV viewing (I actually watched precious little PBS kids' programming, though I did enjoy The Electric Company).

So while not going on about how Henrietta Pussycat shaped my worldview, I can lament losing one of the more rational voices in the TV wilderness. It's rare to find someone, in TV or not, who has such a singular passion, especially at a time when the trend was away from his message and methods for getting that message out.

I was lucky enough to be working the day that Rogers got an honorary degree from BU in 1992. I did not attend the baccalaureate service he officiated - Rogers was an ordained Presbyterian minister - and now wish I had. He didn't give the main address that year (the honor going to Peruvian author Mario Vargas Llosa, who went on forever), but he did get the entire crowd to sing "Won't You Be My Neighbor," which is pretty impressive when sung by 20,000.

Anyway, one hopes his trolley ride to the Land of Make Believe is smooth and enjoyable.

Just read the news today, oh boy: Buffy the Vampire Slayer is going off the air at the end of the season, closing off a seven year run on the netlets. While this kind of saddens me, at the same time I've been way out of touch ever since Buffy went off to college.

I started watching the show near the start of its run, and mostly by accident. One night I was flipping through the stations, came upon it, and thought to myself, "great, more teen twaddle." But I stopped for the cursory moment, planning some sort of mockery that never came. Turned out I liked the show. Liked the writing, liked the acting, liked the darker tone, really liked Sarah Michelle Gellar. Allyson Hannigan and Charisma Carpenter weren't bad, either. But it really was about the show.

Like many post-collegians who liked the show, there was a certain stigma related to watching. Part came from the movie that preceded the show, and part came from the teen-focus of the WB, making it seem like any show there was suitable only for those not yet legally allowed to drive (unlike those of us who just never got around to it). But I soldiered through, and found soon enough that there were others like me who liked the show. As with many things that aren't well understood, having a growing community of fans made it seem less odd to like the show. I don't mean to make it sound so dramatic, but it was an interesting process to be a part of, even in my very small way.

And then the show just blew up. It never got the sort of ratings of Friends or the top shows, but in terms of cultural (and generational) cachet, you couldn't get any better. Then came the inevitable "slump" (real or imagined, based on how much of a fan- or fanboy- you were) after it became popular. The glamming of the cast didn't help, especially when Gellar's movie career started to go places. So it could be just the right time to wrap it up, rather than try to milk another season out of it (unlike some other shows that are seemingly impervious to the axe).

Even as a nominal fan now, I'm sad to see the show go. I suppose this means we may see new Buffy movies, which would be pretty cool.

And so it goes: the last American Idol semifinal. Simon predicted last week that tonight's octet would outshine last week's. It didn't. But it didn't fail, either. It was pretty much a push.

For the first time, though, the guys were clearly better than the women. Sylvia started off, and was OK, but she has a very unusual sound to her voice which didn't help her. Simon also noted she sang with her mouth open too wide, which she denied, but at times she looked like a Muppet. Juanita brought thrice the attitude and none of the vocal skill that Frenchie, who she replaced, would have. She stunk, and had the temerity to tell Simon and Randy they didn't know anything. I may not like the acts those two have produced, but you can't argue with results.

Nasheka had a similar problem as Sylvia, having an unusual tone that didn't work well with the piano alone. Ashley mostly got comments on her looks and how she could get into modeling or acting, which tells you how the singing went. Sarah says she sounded like Baby Spice, which is probably comment enough.

So, to the guys. The first guy out was Chip, who I thought sounded pretty good but according to the judges was lacking in emotion and character. I must not have the eye for finding that, because most of the guys look pretty much the same. Some manage to appear more emotional than others, but I can't see such dramatic difference.

Anyway, next up was Patrick, the "rocker" who sang a song either by Damn Yankees or Bad English; I can't tell them apart. I would like to see him get through just for some variety, but I think Simon was on to something when he called him a "wolf in sheep's clothing." If you look at Patrick's bio, what musical act does he mention the most? Michael Jackson. An odd choice for someone who's only hand gesture is the horns.

That leaves us with Joshua, the Marine, and Corey, one of the party guys from the Glendale auditions who, upon forgetting the words to "Kiss From a Rose" during the group portion, made up words and got next to Paula to flirt his way to her vote. I'd have to say that these guys will most likely get through. Joshua sang "I'll Be," kind of funny given Edwin McCain's appearance on last week's audition special pleading people to stop butchering his songs. Joshua did pretty well, comparatively.

Corey was a big surprise for me, given that I was set to dislike him based on the events in Glendale. Apparently it was a growth moment for him, as he was probably the best of the night.

So I'll say Corey and Joshua get through, with the third finalist being one of the women, though which one is pretty much a toss-up. I'm holding out for Chip as a dark horse, at least so he can get on the wild card show.

I know that the keyboard is an integral part of the computer, but I think my work machine is taking things too far.

When the plug comes out, the CPU starts to beep. A lot. Even worse, if you're hitting keys trying to figure out what the problem is, it seems like that makes things worse. Which is impossible, as the thing isn't plugged in.

So I go to restart. Except that my computer, when it can't find the keyboard, won't boot. I then have to hit the F1 key to run the setup, and am then told that the operating system is nowhere to be found. Suffice it to say that gets one's attention.

I called the help desk here, and started to explain the problem. I started to read one of the more heart-stopping lines, and the woman on the other end finished the sentence for me. I was happy to see this was common enough that she knew what I was talking about, but felt like one of those idiots who think the CD-ROM drive is a drink holder when I was told to check the keyboard plug.

I'll blame it on over-engineering and think warm thoughts about my Mac.

Bill Simmons may have written one of the worst pieces ever in his Grammy log. Never mind the overt and covert sexism, he's just wrong in a number of places.

1. Joe Pantoliano has been wearing Kangol hats for years. Perhaps not less disturbing, but it's not exactly recent.

2. It's Tito PUENTE.

3. "A Thousand Miles" isn't a new song. It's not even the most recent single from Vanessa Carlton's album!

4. Apparently Bill doesn't read columns by his fellow ESPN.com writers in regards to a Tyson reality show.

5. "...Nothing but good things to say about Avril Lavigne"? It's qualitative rather than factual, but come on! I assume he didn't have the sound up while casting lecherous glances at his TV.

6. Apparently, Simmons missed the point that the band The Roots was backing up Eminem, not just a drummer wearing a Randall Cunningham jersey. How much of this show did he actually watch?

7. Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow have a single out now. I don't like it, but it's popular; it's even in the top 20 of the Billboard Hot 100. That may explain their pairing here, don't you think?

8. Simmons seems to think that Joe Strummer played the drums for The Clash. I don't even know where to begin with this. Let's see...

a. His stage name was Joe Strummer. You don't exactly "strum" the drums.
b. Simmons fails to note Strummer by name, even though he was the last person in the death montage,
c. AND WAS SHOWN PLAYING THE GUITAR.
d. A cursory check of the All Music Guide shows that The Clash had two drummers, Terry Chimes and Topper Headon, who both appear to be very much alive. Heck, that may have been one of them playing last night. You'd think someone with network credentials (even if it is for Jimmy Kimmel's show) could have gotten a press release.

Considering that Simmons alludes to The White Stripes and The Strokes as having "jumpstarted the garage/punk sound again," you'd think he'd have even a basic grasp on who Joe Strummer was. Otherwise he's talking out of his ass... oh, wait a minute.

To be fair, in the original version I referred to Simmons as "Brian," apparently channeling the linebacker from the Bengals. There's apparently a Blue Jays player by this name, too, but I've not heard of him. Nobody's perfect, but I'm still seven mistakes behind Simmons, at least.

Fred Durst just made an anti-war comment! God help us all!

If it's an awards night, I'm watching, though with the Grammys there's some trepidation. Two main notes so far:

1. Coldplay won both of the awards they were up for (presented earlier), and then performed "Politik" with the NY Philharmonic under the direction of Michael Kamen (natch). Pretty good, would have liked a little more out of the orchestra (based on Kamen's work with the San Francisco Symphony and Metallica, but he probably had less time here, and I don't think it was the full orchestra). Nice to see Coldplay win, though!

2. While not as Biblical plague-bad as at the Billboard Music Awards, Avril Lavigne was still pretty horrific in her performance of "SK8R Boi." Which means she's probably a shoo-in for Best New Artist.

Let's see, what else? Harvey Fierstein came out in drag (from his role in Hairspray) and presented the best comedy album award with Rod Stewart, who looked incredibly hammered. Robin Williams won, did an OK speech/schtick, but interestingly gave props to Chris Rock for prodding him to get back out on the road. Justin Timberlake presented an award that Britney was nominated for, but didn't win, thus avoiding the drama. Then again, the Grammys are getting about as bad as the AMAs in terms of the award going to someone who just performed.

Puff Daddy and Kim Cattrall presented some award, and he couldn't stop looking at her breasts. Apparently he thought wearing shades would hide the fact- even though he had to turn his head and move it up and down to get the full look he apparently craved.

The show is performance heavy, a ton of awards you'd think would get live coverage didn't. Very odd.

The show's a bit of a celebration of New York City, and to that end Simon and Garfunkel opened with a very off rendition of "The Sounds of Silence." That was too bad.

So it only took 11 years, but BU finally won a CBI regional title.

I know that there are many, many people who see doing this being roughly the same as winning a beer-league softball title, but I still have a soft spot for CBI. It was always our best format when I was a player, and I like that there's still a place in the world for a QB competition where speed and a sense of the world around you matters for something (NAQT also does this, but has to balance the more academic side of things as well, so they get props to a point).

I was also very happy with the Babson team's performance, especially as they were playing as a three person team. The fourth, who very well could have made a difference, decided he didn't want to go. I have trouble abiding that level of flakiness.

There's a better than average chance that I'll go to CBI nationals as a BU "volunteer." It'll be interesting to see how my experience meets with the round of stories that seem to come from the NCT.

One change CBI's made over the last couple of years was to institute a four team double elim playoff structure. I kind of wish they'd done this about 8 years ago, as I'd have liked our chances in any playoff format which didn't guarantee playing Harvard in the semis. I'd also like to think that string of third and fourth places would have been dotted with a second place here or there, and perhaps even a wild card berth.

Speaking of which, CBI's gotten rid of the wild card berth at nationals. That sucks. They should look to expand their field rather than contract it.

So the problem may not have been Blogger. I may have had the wrong pasword to FTP into the server here. Pretty smart, huh?

Publish, dammit!

OK, the thing says this last published today at about 11:30 am, but nothing's showing up on the actual page. Let's try this again.

Blogger is having trouble accessing template files, meaning yesterday's posts are still languishing here. Let's see if I can publish now.

Go figure that on a day where I post about my dad, both he and my mom got mail today. Mutual of Omaha wants to give dad life insurance of up to $10,000 - no health questions asked! I'm tempted, but I can see where I could get into trouble real quick with this.

As for my mom, AARP would like her to sign up as a member. Unless they've made some radical changes to their eligible membership, that's not going to happen.

Interestingly, both used my parents' names and the Babson forwarding address as their actual address. So I can look forward to this for the duration of my stay, I'm sure.

So I've had my dad in my head the last couple of weeks, partially from an email, and part from ongoing bureaucracy.

The email included three pictures of my dad, one of which you can see here. Don't know what else I can add to it and my captioning, other than to say his manner of dress did improve over time, though he never lost his taste for bright colors. I was pretty young when the picture was taken, probably no more than 12.

The bureaucratic part of things came in the US mail, as I got both his reapplication for his driver's licence and his new AFSCME membership card. How he's still a member in good standing without having worked in a couple of years is beyond me, but then again what do I know about how unions work? I did contact the AFSCME local to straighten things out, but haven't called the registry yet. It may be better just to let things lapse given how helpful the RMV usually is.

Another Wednesday, another American Idol recaplet and handicapping.

The third group of eight semifinalists was much different from the first and second, in that there were no truly stand-out competitors and no truly mockable ones, either. The group as a whole brought a high meh rating, even though they seemed to think of themselves as pretty hot stuff.

That declaration was made by Equoia, who was the best singer of the night. Sadly, not much which passed before her performance (or afterwards) would back it up. That being said, there's a pretty tight race for the other finals spot, as there was not much difference among the other seven.

Having said that, I'm discounting Kimberly Kelsey (yes, another Kimberly- is there one for every semifinal group? Sadly, no.), George, and Louis off the bat. Just as some animals are more equal than others, some contestants were more lame than others. I will second Cooch on the notion that there's something about Louis that isn't quite right. It could be youthful exuberance; he is just 17. Could be some burgeoning mouthiness. Who knows?

That leaves four contestants - Rickey, Jordan, Vanessa, and Samantha - who were all about as good as each other. Vanessa is part of the unskinny, big voiced sisterhood, and may wind up getting the spot in memory of Frenchie. Samantha fits into the faux-soul tramp position that Julia has as a finalist, and it would be a shame to have the two of them fighting for the same niche (unless Jell-o is involved). Jordan and Rickey are pretty similar to every other male contestant, trying to wring as much soul out of songs as possible. I'm leaning towards Rickey, as the producers have worked to make him a favorite (more face time, including his Nutty Professor-themed outbursts) and he did tackle a Brian McKnight song which may have been better left untackled. When in doubt, reward the person who was able to push themselves without sounding ridiculous (hereby dubbed the Smith-Fuentes Law).

So I'll go with Equoia and Rickey, with Vanessa coming in third. Don't be surprised if those last two change positions.

In other news, I'm kind of confused at how, after a four day weekend, I am this tired on my return to work. I didn't get the best night of sleep last night, but it's not like I did anything. Heck, there was a goodly span where I didn't even leave the apartment other than to sweep out the deck and back walkway (not having a proper shovel, not being able to find our improper shovel, and using the light and fluffy quality of the snow to my advantage). Last night's added snow wound up being brief and not much to worry about.

I'm also a bit confused about the burgeoning field for the 2004 Democratic presidential primary. On top of the six already in the race (Kerry, Edwards, Lieberman, Dean, Gephardt, and - yikes! - Al Sharpton), it looks like we're getting US Rep Dennis Kucinich and former US Senator from Illinois Carol Moseley-Braun. Kucinich led Cleveland into default in 1978, making me think he's less the FDR Democrat he calls himself as much as he is a neo-Hooverite. Moseley-Braun had a pretty challenging term as a senator, from allegations of an improper loan from her campaign to a visit with a Nigerian strongman. She did get to ride out Clinton's term as ambassador to New Zealand, which is pretty cool.

And the field may just keep growing, with overtures from Joe Biden, Gary Hart, Bob Graham, and Chris Dodd. Heck, I'll be 35 when Inauguration Day rolls around. Hmm...

In any case, as much as I like the idea of a big field with lots of variety, there's a point to which this gets silly. My personal hope is that someone goes completely off the reservation and decided to take the Reform Party over from Pat Buchanan, forcing Patty-Pat to take over the US Taxpayer's Party or something. My alternate idea would be someone finally giving the Green Party a candidate with campaign experience, but my fear is that it'd be Sharpton. Everyone else is too ensconsed in the Democratic party.

I suppose it'll make fun TV.

The final tally at Logan was 27.5 inches, which is just slightly more than what we got back in '78. Inland locations got a little less; here in Swellesley we probably got in the 20 inch range. Though once you get over 18 inches, why bother counting? Could be worse; one town in Maryland recorded 44 inches of snow.

We're supposed to be getting another 2-4 tonight, just enough to keep the road crews out and further tax the snow removal bugets, which in most towns had already been blown before this storm. With the looming cuts in local aid, expect any state income tax relief to be taken up by local property tax overrides (local property taxes are capped as to how high they can rise in any given year, but localities have the ability to vote for either general or specific overrides to make up funding gaps).

This may all be rendered moot later in the week, as temps rise and we may get some rain. But then it may snow again on Saturday. That would, I think, be the second time we've gotten snow on a day where Bentley College is hosting the CBI regional tournament. An argument for not letting them host anymore, though I don't think the regional coordinator (a Bentley person) would buy into that.

Yeah, it's snowing here.

A couple days ago, it was 3 to 5 inches. Now we're looking at upwards of 30 inches, with most folks getting in the two foot range. I suppose it's better than them saying 3 to 5 inches this morning.

The current snowfall should trigger some sort of reverie on the Blizzard of '78, but to be honest I don't have a ton of memories from that. I do remember taking a family walk around the neighborhood to see all the snow as the storm was dying down, and that the snow was up to my head in places. We got some time off of school, too. Otherwise, I think I was just young enough to not have the sort of memories that were being paraded all over the damn place last week when the silver anniversary of that storm passed.

The other big storm that's been getting referenced was the April Fool's storm in 1997. The most notable thing there was that we lost power, and I thus had to try to listen to the Arizona-Kentucky NCAA tournament final on the radio. As you can imagine, that met with little success.

I have to admit a bit of a blase attitude regarding blizzards. I'm not one who runs out and stocks up on bread, milk, or wadded beef. I know, it is serious weather and could be dangerous if there's a lot of wind or if I have to get to the hospital or something, but by and large blizzards are more inconvenient than anything else.

Except that I'm getting tomorrow off thanks to this one. Thanks, Mother Nature!

You'll be glad to know that the Boston-area was not forgotten in today's worldwide protests for peace. About a half-dozen women with hand-made signs instructing us to "honk if you want peace" were on the corner of Beacon and Harvard Streets in Brookline when we went by at about 1 pm. I suppose the first string was down in NYC.

We didn't honk, but given our horn they'd have probably thought we were taunting them. Our horn is craptacular.

In other news, the final Valentine's Day as a single person has come and gone. As I've told Sarah, from here on out she's getting household items (she's already looking forward to her mop for 2004). I suppose the watch I got her this year wasn't so bad. And she did get me the Schoolhouse Rock DVDs I asked for (or so I assume; they aren't here yet). Nothing says love like "Verb, That's What's Happening!"

For anyone looking for a good compare and contrast exercise related to sports journalism, please compare Steve Rushin's most recent Air and Space column for SI with this report on Bill Murray's performance at the Bing Crosby pro-am. There's a reason why the NBA may be seeing a shrinking fan base while Caddyshack continues to be popular.

Went and saw The Recruit last night, and it was OK. Al Pacino kept the scenery-chewing down, Colin Farrell had a little trouble fighting his brouge, and Bridget Moynihan is highly toothsome (the second day in a row I've used that word, go figure). Considering he could have made an on-set love connection, I am not sure why Farrell decided to go on skank patrol, though the publicity couldn't have hurt. He's apparently also been mixed up with Demi Moore, hopefully after he made Hart's War with her ex-husband.

I mention this not to half-heartedly note a movie or spread celebrity dish, but rather to note that this is the fourth movie I've seen in a row where I was on-call and got paged. This started way back when with Wolf, and to be honest the interruption was welcome. I can't recall what the other two movies were, which perhaps speaks for their quality as well.

I initially begged off the movie, but the other RD, Brian, said he'd hold the pager for me. And, true to form, it went off with about 10 minutes left in the film. Such is the power of this thing.


I know, you may be thinking four movies in nine years, what's the big deal? I suppose it could be worse- I could be getting paged with things that would force me to leave the theater- but it's just another sign of what passes for luck in my day to day life.

Anyone trying to follow the Frenchie Davis link from yesterday probably noticed the rather hasty replacement page Fox has put up. That's because Frenchie got bumped from the program, as she admitted to working for a porn website in the past. Not a lot of details out there, and I suppose that's for the best.

I'd be interested to see the morals clause in the agreement these folks sign to be on the show. I'm sure it's something out of the 16th century.

OK, you're getting my American Idol handicapping now because I don't know what sort of time I'll have to do it tomorrow.

As a group, they were better than last week. Suffice it to say that either of last week's winners would have been hard pressed to make the top three this week. Speaking of which, the three people I highlighted in my earlier post- Clay, Ruben, and Kimberly- would be my choice to make the top three. Clay overpronounced words, but not badly, and he even made Journey somewhat less cringe inducing. Ruben was smooth, no problems. Kimberly got into some sort of sass contest when Simon ranked her low on personality, but sung very well.

I tend to not like the contestants who talk back, but tonight wasn't so bad. Those that did talk back were generally rational. Kimberly looked like she was having more fun than anything else, though I think she relished the opportunity to give Simon lip. Jacob, who would probably rate in the bottom two (along with Jennifer, who was God awful), actually spent more time kissing ass than talking back, but incurs the wrath anyways.

Three of the women- Candace, Rebecca, and Hadas- were OK, but didn't seem competitive. They'd have all challenged last week, I think. Candace has a very unusual tone to her voice, which some called smoky but which to me sounded more like she wasn't getting enough air. She sang "Take Another Piece of My Heart," which probably wasn't for the best, either. Hadas sang "You Light Up My Life," and didn't kill (who'd have thought, singing Debbie Boone and all). Rebecca sang something by Anita Baker, which didn't help her get out of the jazz/cabaret box that Simon put her in during the first tryouts.

I'm predicting Ruben and Kimberly. I'm hoping for Clay and Ruben. I think the reason I pull for Clay is that he looks so un-Idol like. There's nothing plastic about him. He does have an oddly shaped head, but I assume it's all natural.

Spent last night at the Fleet Center, watching BU maintain its death grip on the Beanpot by outlasting BC 3-2, making it the third 3-2 game they've played this season, and the first the good guys have actually won. Just to give you some perspective on BU's domination of this event, there are three things you should know:

* This is BU's 9th title in the last 10 years.
* BU played in its 19th title game in the last 20 years last night.
* In the 51 year history of the Beanpot, BU has appeared in 42 championship games.

If the ESPYs had an award for Least Flow in a Game, last night would be a finalist. Not a highlight reel game for either club, unless you're Sean Fields, who walked away with the goaltending and MVP trophies.

Coolest thing: the new video ad boards around the balcony level of the Fleet Center. Very cool, especially by being able to add motion to ads (such as Harvard-Pilgrim's logo stick-figures doing the wave, or the Flonase bottle that shoots... other Flonase bottles).

Next coolest thing: Seeing Jon Couture on the big screen over center ice, and him not knowing it until Meg whacked him on the arm.

Third coolest thing: Watching BC's team stand on the ice and watch all the Terriers taking away hardware. There wasn't even a runner-up trophy presentation. I think there used to be.

Least cool thing: The 20 minutes we spent just sitting in the parking garage before having to back up and join another line of traffic to have any movement at all. That and the $21 we spent to park there.

In other news, another episode of American Idol is on tonight, and to give you even more of what you've not been asking for, here's a preview.

Of the 8 semi-finalists tonight, I can honestly say I've not heard of five of them. Hadas, Jacob, Jennifer, Rebecca, and Candace are as familiar to me after a month of the show as any five 18 to 24 year-olds picked randomly off the street. At least once site that hopefully pays more attention mentions Candace as being one to watch, but I really can't place her. Then again, she is from Toledo, so perhaps I've just repressed her.

That leaves three who made a name for themselves early on. The first is Clay, who was notable during auditions because his voice completely does not match his look, which is about as dorky as it comes. Simon and even Randy were all over his image during auditions, and at least by his photos here I don't know how much change he's going to undergo. Hopefully not much, just to stick it to 'em.

Second, we have Kimberly, who had to do a duet with Frenchie during the group performance phase of the audition because (according to them) the other girls didn't want to have to compete with their voices. And Kimberly does have a big voice. It'll be interesting to see if she tries to overpower people tonight or showcase some hidden range.

Finally, there's Ruben. He's already been pigeon-holed into the Luther Vandross category, and does have that sort of style, though he brings in a little more jazz and gospel. Ruben almost always wears jeans and a backwards baseball cap, so it'll be interesting to see him dress up. He's also probably the largest guy they've had on the show, which is cool. Nice to see someone more like my own body type getting some air time where slight, almost sexless pin-ups often rule.

Tonight should be a pretty clear indication of what will rule: sound or style. It could be that the ones I don't know are quite good and will be able to score in both categories, but I'd be surprised.

OK, I'm posting more or less to see if my blog comes up as "NEW" on the Bruce's webroll. That'd be cool. Thinking about the new alphabetical listing over there, I'm half-tempted to rename this AAAA Blogalicious and Bail Bonds.

What else can I tell you? We had the NAQT Northeast Sectionals at Babson today, but it was run by BU. For those you who didn't hear/see, BU couldn't get rooms for free, so rather than pay they came crawling back to me (mwuhahahaha). Which works out well for Babson, as by our figuring bailing them out in such a fashion means we shouldn't have to pay for any BU-hosted tournaments this year. Seems like a fair trade.

And I will say that I think this is something we could do at Babson again. We're a fair ways off based on the size and experience of our team (suffice it to say some of them scorekept for the first time ever today), but from a logistical standpoint things went pretty well. The one issue is travel, as not having a car makes it tough. Commuter rail works, but only if you have a van to shuttle people... which we didn't, as one school van had been towed, leaving the one available for the group with the prior reservation to ours. It all worked out, but was more of a pain.

I once again offer a public invitation to join me in an ESPN.com fantasy game... the Stock Car Challenge. You have $100 million to spend on a stable of five drivers.

Look for the group Going Around in Circles. Password is daytona.

Two news items of note today:

* Genetically-altered pigs possibly sold as food. I am generally not that afraid of altered foods, though I do worry that we're going to royally screw up biodiversity and face something along the lines of the Irish potato famine, but a hundred times worse. The one issue that does worry me is when food that's not supposed to be sold to eat is. I suppose if nothing else this raises the odds that my next barbeque meal will feature genetically-modified ribs with a side of altered cornbread.

Now there's a genetic alteration we need- pigs with meatier, leaner rib meat.

* Internement camps are AOK! Some knucklehead from North Carolina (US Rep Howard Coble, apparently looking to inherit Jesse Helms' mantle) seems to think that it was fine that the government locked up people of Japanese ancestry during WWII. Part of his argument is the familiar "some of them were going to try to sabotage things here, etc." but Coble also makes the argument that the internment was for their own good, protecting them from reprisals. I'm sure the Japanese-Americans in the camps were happy to have such loving protection.

Coble does not seem to think we need to do the same thing now with Arab-Americans, which I suppose is something. Thank God Coble's not in a position of power, say as the chairman of the Judiciary Subcommittee on Crime, Terrorism and Homeland Security.

Oh, wait.

Depending on the coin flip, I would have gotten one American Idol finalist right for this week. Charles went through, but Kimberly (who actually sang "Come to My Window," and obviously did a memorable job considering I said she sang something else) was shown up for the camera hog she is, getting rebuffed for Julia. One only hopes her mom has more velour for future shows. Trenyce didn't make the cut at all.

I at least did better than Randy and Paula, who both had Kimberly and Patrick (the guy who's dad came out to defend his clothing choice). I actually did better than Simon, who had Kimberly and J.D., the latter based more on looks, I think.

In non-Idol news, we have houseguests. Sarah's sister and her sister's fiance are staying with us as they relocate from the Richmond area (after relocating there from Farmington, Maine about six or seven months ago). They've both already found jobs, which is pretty amazing given the way things are. This probably means a short stay rather than a long one, which is a good thing given that our apartment isn't made for four adults.

Now, what none of you have been waiting for: my American Idol handicapping!

Last night saw the first group of 8 semifinalists. The public votes two of the eight on to the finals. This year you can vote by text message as well as phone, meaning that the results, now more than ever, are going to be decided by those slack-ass 16 year olds in the Verizon Free-Up ads.

In any case, last night proved that the NFL may not be the only people out there in search of parity. Of the 8 performers, only two were quantifiably bad: Bettis and Meosha. None of us watching knew what the hell Bettis was singing. The judges didn't know what he was singing. It's a good bet that he didn't know, either. As for Meosha, all you have to know is that (a) she's trying to look like Ashanti, (b) she was wearing what appeared to be one of Alicia Keys' hats, and (c) her name is close enough to that of Brandi Norwood's best-known TV character that UPN lawyers have to be giving it a second look. I can't remember what she sang, either, but it wasn't good.

Of the other six, I lump them into two groups: the three who were least average, and the three who were more average.

LESS AVERAGE:

* Charles sang something by Stevie Wonder (it is a show rule, I think, that all men have to sing a Stevie Wonder song before they get eliminated). The judges loved him, I wasn't so sure. He was very quiet.

* Kimberly sang "I'm the Only One" by Melissa Ethridge. She did OK. Her voice is deeper than average for a woman, which helped, but she wasn't growly enough. Too much pop. She's a camera hog, too, as she did everything she could to get on air after going first. She's also from Roger Clemens' hometown, but I won't hold that against her.

* Trenyce sang "Love Sneakin' Up On You". Simon hates the song (I don't care for it, either), but she sang pretty well. Probably the best of the night, but that's not saying much. That we now have an American Idol contestant going by one name is sad but not unexpected.

MORE AVERAGE

* J.D. He's related to the Presidents Adams, and perhaps should consider politics rather than singing. He's my R.J. Helton dark horse for making the finals, as he's very non-threatening, both in looks and vocal style. I can see thirteen year old girls voting for him in droves. I have no idea what he sang, as his performance was an auditory analog for Chinese food.

* Julia sang "Son of a Preacher Man" and did OK with it, trying to be alluring but only succeeding in showing off that she has massive gums. I at first was going to lump her into the "big teeth" pool with Ben Affleck, but it really was more gums than anything else. She's kind of a cross between Britney and Carmela Soprano in looks, and her family dresses the part, too (her mom was wearing, hand to God, a purple velour track suit).

* Patrick sang "Unbreak My Heart," and truth be told may have sung it higher than Toni Braxton did. If you just heard the vocals, you would be unsure of the singer's gender. I suppose that doesn't really matter. In any case, Simon spent some time ragging on his suit (we thought it was OK), which led to Patrick's father coming from the ready room to defend his son.

(As the last two notes suggest, family is now back in the ready room with the contestants. This is not a good thing.)

Anyway, if I got to choose I'd go with Trenyce and flip a coin with Charles and Kimberly. Any of the six could go through and it wouldn't make much difference (to the extent that any of this makes a difference).

Wow, I was reasonably correct about both Beanpot games last night. That may be a first.

BU won 2-1, a well-fought win over a solid opponent. Sean Fields' skate save in the third period was the play of the game, as the Terriers notched the game-winner not much later (which, I suppose, most would argue as the most important play as it won the game, but I'll argue cause and effect). As much as I think Harvard is getting some benefit playing in the ECAC, they're a NCAA tournament caliber team. This was their first loss after scoring first (they were something like 14-0-0). BU is now 5-0-0 in games tied going into the third period.

Our loathed rivals from up Commonwealth Ave. took the nightcap 5-2. Northeastern took a 1-0 lead into the locker room after the first period, but didn't score again until BC tallied all 5 of theirs. I was at the computer for about 10 minutes during the second period, and BC scored twice. Bruce Crowder, the NU coach, will be lucky to have a job after the end of the season, given the lack of growth NU's exhibited during his tenure behind the bench.

Which sets up the 16th BU-BC final. Which I will not comment on, my superstition overriding my penchant for making claims.

Oh, one other thing. I've added Julie Stahlhut to my list of non-BU related bloggers at left. Julie is a recently-minted Ph.D. in something bug related (from the Biological Sciences department at Western Michigan). Julie does a much better job than I do in getting to the point in a way that's both an economy of language and entertaining to read.

That and she's named her ovaries. How can I pass that up?

My other item for today was on two TV shows I've been catching on Sunday nights. Go figure that Cooch and the Bruce have mentioned them first. I wrote something up anyway, only to lose it when I screwed up on which browser window I was on. So now you get the shorter version with no links.

The Dragnet revival on ABC (10 pm Sundays) is OK. Ed O'Neill is a pretty good Joe Friday, even if he seems to be even more job-focused (he's now street smart and reads relevant criminal justice literature on top of being a dogged detective). At no time did I picture Friday at home, off-duty, with his hand in his pants. Ethan Embry as Frank Smith is kind of a cypher, hopefully he'll become more than young and dedicated as we continue.

It's pretty plot-driven, being a Dick Wolf production. The intro says that the story is "inspired" by actual events. As long as I don't have the NBC voice-over guy intoning "ripped from the headlines" yet again, I don't care.

In any event, it's better than the laughable 1989 revival, and less grating than the self-hating purveyors of jurisprudence on The Practice.

If cops aren't you're thing but you're still looking for some bloodshed, tune in to the History Channel for Mail Call and Conquest. Mail Call is hosted by former D.I. R. Lee Ermey, who answers your questions about military life while using phrases like "numb nuts" and "grab ass." It's actually pretty informative, giving historical perspective and even some hands-on examples (such as when he had some guys dig foxholes, showing it ain't easy).

Conquest focuses mostly on the Middle Ages, as the host puts some average guys from today through the paces in how to wear armor, use a sword and other period weapons, and otherwise underscore that soldiering was no picnic. There's a certain level of humor here, too, as our modern-day Lancelots try to figure out how to use a mace without falling on their ass.

For those of you who want to try these shows but not wait another six days, both are on tonight from 8-9 pm (EST).

I got this in the email yesterday from the ticket manager of the North Shore Spirit, a new minor league team going in at Lynn's Frasier Field:

"When you registered, you said that you planned on attending less than 10 games during our first season. We are happy to know that you are looking forward to the season and plan on being at nearly all of our games."

Which, on first blush, makes me think they've got a highly abbreviated home schedule if I could go to, say, 8 games and be making almost all of their homes games.

But then I see the next paragraph, where they tout their full-season ticket plan with 46 games.

I'm not sure I'd equate less than a quarter of their home games as "nearly all," but perhaps the team's optimistic that I'll buy more tickets after I spend a few nights marveling at Northeast League baseball, which I'm sure will be fan-tastic.

If you take the time to go to the team's web site you can enter the competition to name the team's mascot... except you can't. The competition closed January 23rd, even though they've kept the link to it on the front page.

Perhaps the best thing about this team (other than their home, Frasier Field, was once condemned) is that the bench coach is Rich Gedman. Great news for those of us (though it may just have been me and fellow RA Paul Crowley) who used to call him Mr. Potato Head.

I'm not going to go into full analysis mode of the space shuttle Columbia disaster, as to be honest there's not much I could say right now that's not being said by a reputable (or even non-reputable) on- and off-line information sources. Instead, I have an odd personal parallel between Columbia and Challenger.

I found out about both at lunch.

Flip back 17 years ago. I was at lunch during our school's ridiculous "split shift" lunch, where you went to twentysomeodd minutes of class, had lunch, and then went back for the rest of class. It was OK for my intro BASIC computer course (it gave the teacher some time to try to learn enough to keep ahead of us), but for an honors European history course it didn't help with discussion or flow.

In any case, I got to lunch and the lunch ladies had the radio on, which was unusual. It was often on in the morning when they were cooking, but they generally had it off when we were there. I noted it was talk, but didn't really pay attention. It wasn't until I got to a table that someone mentioned that Challenger had exploded on take-off. I originally had the same reaction I had today on hearing of Columbia: someone was yanking my chain.

But, sadly in both cases, that wasn't so. We could hear the radio in the cafe (the subdued atmosphere that allowed this should have told me something), and listened to the coverage. We were all pretty stunned, which should probably go without saying.

It was the reaction of teachers that most surprised me, though with Christa McAuliffe on board perhaps that surprise should have been muted. Our history teacher, Ernie Shepard, spent the second half of class in the small storage and office area in his classroom, unable to compose himself to face us. He merely wrote what had happened on the board and took his leave. In retrospect, one of us should have checked in on him, but the teenage fear of embarrasment (both for the person who undertook the task and for Mr. Shepard) was probably too high. That and none us really knew what to do in such a situation. So we sat quietly.

Quiet discussion also marked my English class with Tim Averill, who had applied for the program that put McAuliffe on the shuttle. He had made it into some level of the program beyond application and summary rejection, though not too deeply. I'm not sure how the "there but for the grace of God go I" aspect of things weighed on him. He was pretty well composed in class (all things considered), perhaps because as an applicant he may have actually considered the dangers.

Both incidents made me think of my own nascent dream of becoming an astronaut, one which I never held very deeply past, say, fifth grade, but one that lay dormant for some time. I've always been a fan of space exploration, highly enjoyed the coverage that seemed to sprout from National Geographic as Voyager made its trip, and even had the space motive for starting the application process for the Air Force Academy (derailed pretty quickly due to asthma). I suppose to some level I'm a wannabe, not so bad that I'm contacting NASA about the need for putting more bulky higher ed administrators in space, but enough so that I perhaps become a little too self-involved when things like Challenger or Columbia happen.

In any event, it's been pretty grim following things today, and once I heard about the recovery of "body parts and personal effects" I figured it was time to tune in to something else. But I needed to write something about this, so thank you for your indulgence in reading along.